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Pastor Taco
$5.00
Known as Houston's best taco people's choice 2019, 2020, 2021. Folded tortilla with a variety of fillings such as meat or beans. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Carne Taco
Tender beef in a crispy taco shell.
Chicken Taco
House kickin' chicken shredded. Folded tortilla with a variety of fillings such as meat or beans. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Bean and Cheese Taco
$4.00
In-house refried beans. Folded tortilla with a variety of fillings such as meat or beans. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Veggie Taco
Seasonal veggies, Brussels sprouts. Folded tortilla with a variety of fillings such as meat or beans. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Carne Asada Killa-Dilla
$14.00
Usda prime skirt steak in a 12-inch flour tortilla with mozzarella cheese, onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, toasted to perfection!
Chicken Killa-Dilla
Shredded in-house chicken in a 12-inch flour tortilla with mozzarella cheese, onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, toasted to perfection!
Machete Killa-Dilla
$15.00
Award-winning pastor (marinated pork)in a 12-inch flour tortilla with mozzarella cheese, onions, cilantro, fries, guacamole, cheddar cheese, Mexican ketchup, lean sauce, and toasted to perfection!
Pastor Killa-Dilla
Award-winning marinated pork in a 12-inch flour tortilla with mozzarella cheese, onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, toasted to perfection!
Bean and Cheese Killa-Dilla
$12.00
In-house refried bean and shredded cheddar cheese on 12-inch tortillas. Toasted to perfection.
Veggie Killa-Dilla
Season veggies in a 12-inch flour tortilla with mozzarella cheese, onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, toasted to perfection!
Carne Asada Burrito
USDA prime skirt steak in a 12-inch flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection! Flour tortilla with a savory filling. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Pastor Burrito
Our award-winning marinated pork in a 12-inch flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection! Flour tortilla with a savory filling. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Machete-Rito Burrito
Award-winning pastor in a 12-inch flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, fries, guacamole, cheddar cheese, Mexican ketchup, and lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection! Flour tortilla with a savory filling. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Veggie-Rito Burrito
Seasonal veggies in a 12-inch flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection! Flour tortilla with a savory filling. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Chicken Burrito
In-house chicken in a 12-inch flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection! Flour tortilla with a savory filling. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Bean and Cheese Burrito
In-house refried beans in a 12-inch flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection! Flour tortilla with a savory filling. Make it keto for an additional charge.
Fries
In-house seasoned fries; crunchy, savory, flavors.
Spliff Taco (1 pc)
In-house, hand-rolled chicken flautas, topped with guac, cheddar cheese, cotija, lean sauce, Mexican ketchup, and more inc scarface: inch(cotija). A gordo ninos delicacy .
Queso
In-house liquid queso is so good to make you wanna slap ya self.
Chips
$2.00
Seasoned tortilla chips.
Guacamole
In-house guac, Gordo style.
8oz Salsa
Side kronik sauce! Roasted tomatillo salsa.
Beans
1/2 pint. Just like Abuela used to make them.
Lean Sauce (Trademarked)
An all-purple dairy-based sauce that has a flavor blast like no other sauce in the world. 25 calories per tablespoon. Light spice.
Six Spliff Tacos Special
6-pack in-house hand-rolled chicken flautas, topped with guac, cheddar cheese, cotija, lean sauce, Mexican ketchup, and more inch scarface: inch(cotija). A gordo ninos delicacy .
Double Cup Elote Special
Double cup o corn with lean sauce, spices, and parm cheese.
W.A.B. Special
The wet. Azz. Burrito. Filled with the pastor (marinated pork), shredded chicken, onions, cilantro, flaming hot Cheetos, Mexican ketchup, and lean sauce, topped with liquid queso and enchilada sauce and with more lean sauce dripped out!
Mitad Madness Special
Chicken and carne asada, fries with queso.
Pastor Fries Special
Award-winning pastor (marinated pork) over a bed of crispy seasoned fries, cheddar cheese, guac, lean sauce, Mexican ketchup, and cotija.
Twelve Spliff Tacos Special
$25.00
12 packs of in-house hand-rolled chicken flautas, topped with guac, cheddar cheese, cotija, lean sauce, Mexican ketchup, and more inc scarface: inch(cotija). A gordo ninos delicacy .
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