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All Hail The Caesar Salad
$10.35
Green Leaf, shaved parm, black pepper and our house made THICC Ceasar dressing served with a side of our house baked ciabatta croutons
All Greeked Out Salad
$12.65
Green leaf, English cucumber, cherry tomato, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, red onion, feta and our house made Greek dill vinaigrette
THICC Cheesy Stixx
Eight cheesy THICC Stixx with your choice of sides - 2 marinara, 2 ranch or one of each
THICC Stixx
Eight THICC Stixx with your choice of sides - 2 marinara, 2 ranch or one of each
Side of Banana Peppers
$0.57
Sliced banana peppers.
Ranch Dipping Sauce
$1.06
Creamy ranch sauce with a blend of herbs and spices, perfect for dipping.
Red Sauce Side
Rich tomato sauce with herbs and spices.
Pepperoni
$20.70
Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, roni cups, basil, THICC shaved parm
The 8 Mile
$24.15
Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, roni cups, red top stripes (2 stripes of steaming hot red sauce on top of your pizza), ricotta kisses, evoo, basil, THICC shaved parmigiano
The Brooklyn Basement Squared
Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, roni cups, THICC house sweet pickled jalapeños, generous drizzle of Mike’s Hot Honey, basil, THICC shaved parm
The Burqueño
$23.00
Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, roni cups, mushroom, NM hot green chile, basil, THICC shaved parm
Yo Adrian!
$21.85
Thicc cheese blend, garlic crema, sliced ribeye, caramelized onion, mushroom, NM hot green chile, THICC shaved parm, side of banana peppers - It’s a Green Chile Philly!!
Walter White
Aflredo, mozz, feta, ricotta, basil - basically a Quattro Formaggio = )
The G.O.A.T.
Thicc cheese blend, Boar’s Head sliced chorizo Serrano, caramelized onion, Boar’s Head crispy bacon, goat cheese, generous drizzle of Mike’s Hot Honey, arugula, THICC shaved parm
Some Funghi
Thicc cheese blend, lots of mushrooms, truffle ricotta, generous drizzle of Mike’s Hot Honey, arugula, THICC shaved parm
The Notorious P.I.G.
$27.60
Thick cheese blend, organic red sauce, roni cups, crispy Boar’s Head bacon, red onion, pineapple, red top stripes (2 post oven stripes of steaming hot red sauce on top of your pie), basil, THICC shaved parm
THICC Slim VEGGIE W/Cheese
Pesto sauce, THICC cheese blend, spinach, mushroom, black olive, red onion and artichokes finished with fresh arugula, shaved parm and a generous drizzle of our house made balsamic glaze
Double Roni
Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, double roni cups, basil, THICC shaved parm
The THICC Supreme
Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, Italian sausage, roni cups, green chile, red onion, black olive, red top stripes (2 post oven stripes of steaming hot red sauce on top of your pie), basil, THICC shaved parm, side of banana pepper rings
Tripple Roni
Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, a ton of roni cups, basil, THICC shaved parm
Chicken Bacon Ranch "El Rancho"
Thicc Cheese Blend, Chicken, Bacon, Red Onion, Drizzled with our a lot of our House Made Ranch
Heisenberg 1 Veg/1 Meat/1 Side
$26.45
Walter White base, you can add 1 veggie, 1 meat & 1 side piece OR 2 meats to make it 99.1% pure YOU!
Heisenberg 2 Meats
The THICC Hawt Chick
Thicc cheese blend, oven roasted buffalo chicken, feta, crispy Boar’s Head bacon, THICC pickle chips, THICC shaved parm.
THICC Slim VEGAN No Cheese
Garlic oil, spinach, mushroom, black olive, red onion, artichokes finished with fresh arugula and a generous drizzle of our house made balsamic glaze
The THICC Rita
Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, burrata torn six ways (on each slice), EVOO (extra virgin olive oil), basil, THICC shaved parm
Cheese Louise
$17.25
Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, basil, THICC shaved parm
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