Imperfect Pies Pizza

Pepperoni, Red Onion, Jalapeno

$21.00

Topped with pepperoni, sliced red onions, and fresh jalapeños on a classic tomato sauce and mozzarella base.

Supreme

$29.00

Pepperoni, Garlic Herb Mushrooms, Handmade Sausage, Red Onion, Piquillo Peppers. No Subsitutions

Garlic Herb Mushroom

$20.00

Mushrooms saute'd with garlic, fresh thyme and italian parsley. Finished with a splash of Brandy. Imagine your favorite steakhouse mushroom on a pizza!

Special - The Wifey

$22.00

My wife's favorite pizza. Handmade sausage, garlic herb mushrooms, sliced red onion. She's the brains of this operation(and the looks!), so you would be smart to order this one. Pro Tip: Sometimes she adds banana peppers, maybe you should too...

Three Pepper

$20.00

Our sleeper pie. Order this once and it will get added to your regular lineup. Piquillo(sweet roasted red pepper), Banana(The tangy yellow pepper, not the fruit), and Calabrain Chiles(these bring the heat). This pie is a flavor explosion! Is it spicy? Yeah. Will it test your will? Nah. Order one and join the secret society of 3 pepper lovers! (The real ones call it The Olga)

Special - Ham & Honey

$22.00

Do you trust us??? Dealers choice on this one. Maybe its proscuitto, maybe its serrano ham. Could be Capicola or salami... Either way it's gonna be salty, fatty, sweet, and a little spicy. It's always a favorite!

Monday Cheese Special

$14.00

$10 cheese pizza special when available

Trailer Park Margherita

$19.00

our just cheese pizza, extra sauce, finished with olive oil, fresh basil, parm cheese

Pepperoni

$20.00

Guess what comes on this one? You guessed it. Pepperoni

Sausage & Onion

$21.00

Our own handmade italian sausage and freshly sliced red onion. A Fan Favorite!

T Shirt Xl

$25.00

green T, white logo on pocket & back

Ramblin' Ranch Dressing

$5.00

Our handmade ranch. 2nd best Ranch in the San Antonio Area. Fresh Herbs, and a super secret ingredient!

T Shirt Large L

$25.00

large imperfect pies t shirt. green shirt, white logos