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Lemon Lover Smash
$17.99
Our Signature Lemon Drop cupcake smashed with 1 scoop of Vanilla ice cream and 1 scoop of Limoncello sorbet in the middle!
Red Velvet Delight Smash
Our Signature Red Velvet cupcake smashed with 2 scoops of homemade vanilla ice cream in the middle!
Strawberry Extreme 5000 Smash
Our Signature Strawberry cupcake smashed with 2 scoops of our homemade strawberry ice cream in the middle!
***NEW MENU ITEM: Gluten Free Lemon Lover Smash
Our Signature GLUTEN FREE Lemon Drop cupcake smashed with 1 scoop of GLUTEN FREE Vanilla ice cream and 1 scoop of GLUTEN FREE Limoncello sorbet in the middle!
***NEW MENU ITEM: Gluten Free Vanilla Thrilla 5000 Smash
Our Signature Gluten Free Pretty In Pink Vanilla cupcake smashed with 2 scoops of homemade gluten free vanilla ice cream in the middle!
***NEW MENU ITEM: Vanilla Thrilla 5000 Smash
Our Signature Pretty In Pink Vanilla cupcake smashed with 2 scoops of homemade vanilla ice cream in the middle!
Cookies n Cream 5000 Smash
Our Signature Cookies n Cream cupcake smashed with 2 scoops of our homemade Cookies n Cream ice cream in the middle!
Birthday Bash Smash
Our Signature Birthday Cake cupcake smashed with 2 scoops of our homemade vanilla ice cream and rainbow sprinkles in the middle!
6 Mini Cupcakes (Fan Favorites)
$14.99
6 lil mini cupcakes SO CUTE!!! Order this and you'll get one of each: Red Velvet, Wedding Cake, Strawberry, Carrot Cake, Cookies n Cream and Birthday Cake. And just like our big cupcakes these are made fresh every morning!
Decadent Fudge
$5.99
Love never fails. And the unique relationship between our fudge and vanilla cake is clearly the real thing. A true symbiotic give and take that ebbs and flows as naturally as your own thoughts do. Timeless. Unwavering. Devoted. These are the top three words that people use to describe this cupcake when filling out our surveys.
Pretty in Pink Vanilla
This one is for all our vanilla heads. For those that stick to the script. For those that hold the line. For those that only like vanilla and nothing else. Yea, we made this one with you in mind. Enjoy it!
Birthday Cake
On September 17th, 1958 TMZ.com reported that we do not sell birthday cakes to people unless it's their birthday. That is fake news!!! You do not need to bring physical documentation with you. It's helpful but not necessary to complete the transaction. Thanks.
Strawberry
This is Darryl Strawberry's favorite cupcake but not for obvious reasons...
Lemon Drop
Paul Wall wrote 2009's iconic song "Lemon Drop" immediately after tasting this cupcake! Wall told Rolling Stone "I was inspired, flabbergasted and taken aback. The lemony lem lem of this cake changed the baking game game just like I did for hip hop you feel?? Paul Wall" When asked what his favorite part of the cupcake was, Wall replied "All of it! I'm not sure what my favorite part is you know what I'm saying cuz it could be the vanilla cake, the lemony jelly filling or the lemon buttercream icing on top. Not sure. But this cake do what it do tho". Yes Paul. Yes it do.
Cookies N Cream
Bro says "Dude it's got Oreo buttercream on top" Dude says "Bro get me one" Bro says "Dude did you ever venmo me for those coasters from Homegoods?" Dude says "Sorry man I forgot. Gas tank's on E but all cakes on me!!!" Bro smiles
Wedding Cake
Out of the 20 flavors we bake everyday this one is in the top 20 for sure. It's vanilla almond buttercream icing on a vanilla almond cake. Perfect for the individual who always chooses the vanilla almond option when given the chance.
Pretty in Pink Chocolate
Bro. Everybody loves this one. Everybody. Just order it bro stop it with the analysis paralysis. You grown!
Vanilla & Chocolate
Ahhh yes the old school classic. Chocolate buttercream leisurely resting on a moist bed of freshly baked vanilla cake. It this cupcake was a bed sheet it would be a 7,000,000 thread one. Back in the day we put chocolate curls on top but then we switched to rainbow sprinkles. We might switch it back. Also, as of Friday, July 18 2025 only 9 out of 19 employees have seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Crazy
Pupcakes - 6 pack
#DogTreats - 6 mini carrot cakes lightly topped with cream cheese buttercream and a Milk Bone biscuit! Doggo sniff sniff. Doggo mucho love
Peanut Butter Cup
Let us change your life with our peanut butter cream cheese icing. So rich. So honest. Impossible to duplicate. Put this in your pocket and watch the world move around you and not the other way around.
Carrot Cake
$6.45
Made using extra fancy Georgia pecans and heirloom carrots. So much clout we should call it the Carrot Clout 5000. But that'll confuse people so we'll just call it Carrot Cake for now. But the real heads know what's up.
Super Chocolate 5000
You know that feeling you get when you bite into a piece of really good chocolate with Andre 3000 on in the background? This tastes just like that but times 5000. That's why we named it the Super Chocolate 5000.
Vanilla Ice Cream - PINT
$14.29
1 pint of vanilla ice cream made in-house by local, law abiding artisans. This pint of ice cream is highly reliable. Throw it in the freezer and it'll stay right there til you're ready.
Strawberries & Cream
Strawberry attitude with a vanilla twist. A hybrid so gorgeous we added it to the menu. ADORBS.
Salted Caramel
We call this one the people's champ because everybody loves it. Vanilla cake topped with caramel fudge and pretzels. Yea man, this a real one frfr
Cookies n Cream Ice Cream - PINT
Our world famous Cookies n Cream Ice Cream. Made right here in HoCo :)
Super Chocolate
Chocolate cake emotionally topped with chocolate buttercream. More super than the regular chocolate for sure.
Gluten Free Lemon Drop
$6.99
Gluten free vanilla cake filled with lemon jelly and topped with our Signature lemon buttercream :0
Caramel Crunch
There's something extra special about this cupcake. We made it and even we don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Caramel. Maybe it's the Chocolate Cake. Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's the way the Chocolate and the Caramel dance together effortlessly? Not sure but either way this beauty has crushed up pretzels on top!
Vanilla Ice Cream - 1 Scoop
$6.49
Vanilla ice cream made in-house by local, well mannered artisans.
***NEW MENU ITEM: Cookies n Cream Mini Cupcake
$3.25
Cookies n Cream but mini :)
***NEW MENU ITEM: Lemon Drop Mini Cupcake
Lemon Drop but mini :)
***NEW MENU ITEM: Birthday Cake Mini Cupcake
Birthday Cake but mini :)
Chocolate Ice Cream - 1 Scoop
Chocolate Ice Cream made in-house by local artisans using AI inspired chatGPT technology!
***NEW MENU ITEM: Pretty In Pink Vanilla Mini Cupcake
Pretty In Pink Vanilla but mini :)
***NEW MENU ITEM: Decadent Fudge Mini Cupcake
Decadent Fudge but mini :)
***NEW MENU ITEM: Chocolate Cream Mini Cupcake
Chocolate Cream but mini :)
***NEW MENU ITEM: Pretty In Pink Chocolate Mini Cupcake
Pretty In Pink Chocolate but mini :)
Gluten Free Pretty In Pink Vanilla
The most glorious gluten free vanilla cake you've ever tasted! Lovingly topped with our Signature vanilla buttercream and pink sanding sugar :)
Purpose Driven Life Book
$18.99
The Purpose Driven Life is designed to be read in 42 short chapters that will inspire you to realize how God uniquely designed you for a purpose only you can fulfill. 310 pages, paperback. It says on the cover "Over 50 million copies sold". Crazy we've sold that many!
Chocolate Ice Cream - PINT
Chocolate Ice Cream made in house by local artisans using AI assisted chat GPT technology wowww!
Red Velvet
The perfect blend of 50% Red and 50% Velvet. We only buy our Velvet from premium distributors committed to equitable fair trade laws in Velvet rich communities. Our Red we buy from Wegmans. But hey it's not the destination it's the journey. And at the end of your journey when you taste this cake you'll say to yourself, "Oh wow, that's the best Red Velvet I've ever had in my entire life".
Chocolate Cream
Tastes just like a Hostess Cupcake but better. We fill these cakes in the middle with vanilla buttercream using our award winning, patent pending cupcake filling technology. Gone are the days of your cupcake liner having a hole in the side because the bakery didn't invest in the technology needed to win. We've partnered with Northrup Grumman and Lexus Racing Development to develop a super secret technology that fills the cupcake WITHOUT compromising the integrity of the liner. Simply amazing. Once again...Smallcakes changing the game.
***NEW MENU ITEM: 12 Cookies Baker's Variety Box
$24.99
Be the office hero and show up with these cookies! These cookies are so good you can show up late to the meeting and everyone will forget ;) Includes: 3 Chocolate Chunk 3 Snickerdoodle 3 White Chunk Mac 3 Oatmeal Raisin Walnut
3 Snickerdoodle Slap Cookies
This Snickerdoodle cookie slaps.
3 White Chunk Mac Cookies
1/3 White + 1/3 Chunk + 1/3 Mac = the funnest most goodest White Chocolate Macadamia Nut cookies you've ever laid your eyes on.
***NEW MENU ITEM: Ice Cream Sandwich
$12.99
1 (uno) scoop of our famous homemade vanilla ice cream sandwiched between 2 (dos) chocolate chunk cookies. NOT chocolate chip, chocolate CHUNK. Yeaaaaaa buddy - Ronnie Coleman
3 Chocolate Chunk Cookies
In the seventh year in the reign of King Chocolate Chip, his Kingdom was attacked and his palaces were plundered by the infamous King Chocolate Chunk. This ended King Chip's reign as the number one cookie in all the land. King Chip may have the hearts of the people but the reign of King Chunk as the #1 cookie still continues to this day. These cookies are King Chunk's Meemaw's original recipe. Put em in your cart before someone else does. Baked fresh every día (day).
3 Oatmeal Raisin Walnut Cookies
Tryin to rizz up some dude? Give him these cookies! Need some brownie points with the boss? Leave these cookies on their desk! Got pulled over? Put em on the dash! As you can see these Oatmeal Raisin Walnut cookies are applicable to any situation. The time is now. Get on the phone and tell your attorney they're baked fresh every morning.
Fairlife Vanilla Milk
$5.29
If you're buying this for your kid you prolly remember the background. If you're buying this for you...good job! "Gotta get your protein in man" - @malibufitmaxx
Coke "El Clasico" - 20oz
$3.19
If you've never had a Coke before this is the time to try it! It's real good. I just checked with the whole Team and everyone here at Smallcakes thinks you're gonna like it a whole bunch.
Fairlife Strawberry Milk
The macros you've come to love from Fairlife with the beautiful flavor of Strawberry added.
Fairlife Chocolate Milk
Weighing in at 23 grams of protein this is the undefeated champion of the chocolate milk turf wars. So yummy. So chocolate. So YOU!
Dunkin Iced Coffee - French Vanilla
$4.99
America runs on Dunkin
Cherry Coke Zero
The wonderful flavor of Cherry Coke but without the sugar. Someone text Pauly Shore and let him know we have it back stock please. Thanks.
Smart Water - 20oz
Smart Water duh
Smart Water 9.5pH - 33.8oz
$5.49
This bottle is so big we couldn't fit it in the photo.
***NEW MENU ITEM: Muscle Milk Chocolate RTD
25 grams of protein, no sugar!
C4 Sour Blue Razzilla Energy Drink
Sour Blue Razz mmmmmmm. And with 300 millis of caffeine everything speeds up super duper fast. This will get you through all of Season 3 of The Chosen in a little under 90 minutes.
Red Bull 8.4oz
$5.39
Red Bull gives you wiiiings. It's funny they actually had to pay 13 million in damages because no wings were ever given.
Red Bull Sugar Free 8.4oz
At $5.39 this can is expensive but it at least it comes with free Sugar Free Red Bull inside.
Lemonade Rings
$10.39
A delicious and morally upright blend of Lemonade, Strawberry & Pomegranate rings. Get these for your next deposition, they put the lit in litigation!
Triple Decker Gummy Bears
These new Triple Decker Gummy Bears are sure to keep you on your toes. 3 levels of flavor that changes as often as the wind does.
***NEW MENU ITEM: Gummy Lobsters
Everything you love about lobsters! Except these are tiny, gummy, cherry flavored, affordable and don't require any refrigeration :)
Sour Gummy Worms
Flex on them haters with sour gummy worms.
Gummy Butterflies
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