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Breaking Biscoff
$12.00
Vanilla custard with biscoff and cookie butter!
Pop Fiction
Vanilla x Strawberry Pop tarts x Strawberry Syrup
Teenage Mutant Pecan Turtles
Vanilla x fudge x caramel x roasted pecans TURTLE POWER!
Toast Malone
Vanilla x Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Pecan-Yay
Strawberry Custard x Marshmallow Cream x Bananas x Roasted Pecans
Berry Styles
Cheesecake custard with blueberry topping and cheesecake pieces
Saving Private Pistachio
Made with fresh pistachios, this dessert typically includes a sweet base, showcasing the rich, nutty flavor of pistachios in a limited-time offering.
Snickleback
“Never made it as a warm treat” Vanilla custard with Oreos, Snickers, and fudge.
The Walking Dough’d
Take a BITE out of this vanilla and cookie dough creation and get infected with satisfaction
Chunk Norse
Chunk Norse didn’t add the brownies.. They showed up out of respect Chocolate espresso custard with brownies and chocolate flakes.
Graham Theft Auto: Mallow City
Bet ya can’t get smore than Five stars Vanilla custard with fudge, marshmallow cream and Graham cracker.
Choco Libre
$10.00
Sometimes you wear stretchy pants, Just for custard. Plain chocolate custard.
Chill Nye The Vanilla Guy
Vanilla + vanilla = vanilla 2. Science rules.. Vanilla rules harder. Plain vanilla.
The Scoopranos
One scoop you can’t refuse Butter pecan custard with caramel and roasted pecans.
Cherry Ploppins
Queue music.. “A Spoonful of FUDGE helps the drama go down” Vanilla custard with cherries, chocolate flakes and topped with a layer of fudge.
Neapolitan Dynamite
Vote for Custard Plain vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.
Nutorious P.I.N.T
Sicker than your average Pint. Vanilla custard with Reese's and peanut butter sauce.
Dairy Potta
“Master has given Dooby a pint” Cake batter custard with heath bar, butterscotch, and roasted pecans.
The Nutty Professor
$8.61
Honey Bun with Reese's, Peanut Butter Sauce, and Peanuts
S’More Than A Feeling
Honey Bun topped with Marshmallow Cream, Hot Fudge, and Graham Cracker
Turtley Fudged Up
Honey Bun topped with Hot Fudge, Caramel, and Roasted Pecans
Create Your Own Punny Bun
$4.11
When life gives you lemons, you sell those lemons and buy a Punny Bun.
The P.B. Jellington
$7.11
Peanut butter and jelly HONEY BUN!
Great Scotch!
Honey Bun with Butterscotch, Heath Bar, and Roasted Pecans
Doughverloaded
$10.11
Honey Bun with Cookie Dough, 2 Small Brownies, Hot Fudge, and M&Ms
1 Parody Pint & 1 Punny Bun
$17.11+
1 parody pint & 1 punny bun Choose from a variety of parody-named pints and pun-themed buns. Options include flavors like Chunk Norse, Dairy Potta, Pecan-Yay, Great Scotch!, and P.B. Jellington.
1 Mystery Pint - Dealer’s Choice
$11.00
1 pint, zero control. The debut track in the series — raw, uncut, and straight out the freezer. You don’t choose the flavor, the dealer drops the beat.
4 Mystery Pints - Dealer’s Choice
$44.00
Four strangers, one freezer. This is basically the next season of Stranger Things.
5 Mystery Pints - Dealer’s Choice
$55.00
Five pints you didn’t know you needed until you’re double-fisting two and hiding the rest from your family.
3 Mystery Pints - Dealer’s Choice
$33.00
Three pints, zero spoilers. It’s like a Netflix series you can eat — binge responsibly.
2 Mystery Pints - Dealers choice
$22.00
It’s like a blind date with frozen custard. You don’t know what you’re getting into, but chances are… you’ll fall in love. Two pints, zero clues, all the suspense. (Disclaimer: your freezer may ghost you afterward.)
Chips on a Sandwich
$5.25
Cookie Sandwich I'm tired of these chunky chocolate chips on this chunky chocolate chip cookie sandwich! - Sammy L. Snackson
Doritos
$1.25
Crunchy corn chips with a bold nacho cheese flavor.
A&W Root Beer
$2.00
A&W Root Beer, made with aged vanilla for a rich and smooth flavor.
Sprite
The cold, refreshing flavors of lemon and lime, perfectly blended.
Dr. Pepper
A carbonated soft drink with a unique blend of 23 flavors.
Coke Zero
The same great taste but with zero calories.
Coke
The cold, refreshing, sparkling classic that America loves.
Eskamoe's Scooper
$1.50
A rich and creamy ice cream base typically featuring a mix of delightful flavors and textures, perfect for a sweet treat.
Utensil Pack
1 Eskamoe’s Scooper, 2 spoons, and napkins
Meme stickers - 5 pack
$1.00
These are jokes. Memes.
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