Yeastie Boys

Lox Deluxe

$16.00

SMOKED SALMON, HOUSE-MADE SCALLION SCHMEAR, TOMATO, RED ONION, CAPERS ON A HAND-ROLLED SESAME BAGEL

Game Over

$14.00

SCRAMBLED EGG, BACON, TOMATO, HOUSE-MADE CHEDDAR JALAPENO SCHMEAR ON A HAND-ROLLED CHEDDAR BAGEL

Diss Track

$17.00

YEASTIE BOYS CUSTOM PIT-SMOKED PASTRAMI, FOLDED SCRAMBLED EGG, MELTED AMERICAN CHEESE, SCHMUTZ SAUCE (house-made garlic aioli) ON AN EGG EVERYTHING BAGEL

The Birdman

$15.00

SMOKED TURKEY, BACON, HOUSE-MADE SCALLION SCHMEAR, TOMATO, SPROUTS ON A HAND-ROLLED EVERYTHING BAGEL

B.Y.O. Bagel

$5.00

The Reubenstein

$17.00

YEASTIE BOYS CUSTOM PIT-SMOKED PASTRAMI, MELTED SWISS, KRAUT, RUSSIAN DRESSING ON A HAND-ROLLED EVERYTHING BAGEL

The Mishka

$12.00

VEGAN ROASTED BELL PEPPER SPREAD, TOMATO, RED ONION, SPROUTS ON A HAND-ROLLED EVERYTHING BAGEL

PB&J

$9.00

Peanut Butter & Jam on a Blueberry Bagel

Mini Bagels & Schmear

$7.50

MIX/MATCH ANY FLAVORS OF CREAM CHEESE ON 2 MINI HAND-ROLLED PLAIN BAGELS

Cheddy Wap

$13.00

Fried egg, bacon, melted sharp cheddar on a hand rolled plain bagel

Bagel & Schmear

$7.00

YOUR CHOICE OF HAND-ROLLED BAGEL & HOUSE-MADE SCHMEAR

Hashbrown

$4.50

Oat Milk Vanilla Latte

$9.00

Fresh Squeezed Strawberry Lemonade

$8.50

12oz bottled fresh squeezed strawberry lemonade

Martinelli’s Apple Juice

$5.50

Mexican Coke

$5.50

Ice cold mexican coke

Liquid Death Water

$4.75

Liquid death mountain water

Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice

$8.50

12oz bottled fresh squeezed oj

Cold Brew

$9.00

1 DOZ BAGELS

$31.00

1/2 DOZ BAGELS

$19.00

1/2 LB CREAM CHEESE

$7.00

1 LB CREAM CHEESE

$12.00

Side of Pastrami

$8.00

Hand cut pastrami with a peppery crust and deep, smoky flavor. Juicy, savory, and sliced the way it’s supposed to be.

Side of Lox

$8.00

Proper lox. Silky, cold smoked salmon sliced thin. Clean, rich, and cured right, no shortcuts.

Side of Scrambled Egg

$4.50

Soft scrambled eggs. Not dry, not "fluffy for no reason."

Side of Deli Turkey

$6.00

Sliced deli turkey, folded loose and tender. Clean flavor, no weird aftertaste

Side of Fried Egg

$4.50

Classic fried egg with lightly crisped edges. Exactly what you expect.

Side of Strawberry Schmear

$3.50

Cream cheese with real strawberry mixed in. Lightly sweet, subtle fruit. Not a dessert poser.

Side of Plain Schmear

$3.50

Classic cream cheese, classic us.

Side of Roasted Bell Pepper Spread

$3.50

Creamy hummus blended with roasted red peppers for a little sweetness and depth.

Side of Russian Dressing

$3.50

Creamy, tangy Russian dressing with just enough texture to remind you it’s made properly

Side of Schmutz Sauce

$3.50

Our house aioli. Rich, savory, and good on basically everything. If you don’t know what to order, order this.

Side of Vegan Scallion Schmear

$4.50

Our vegan plain schmear mixed with fresh scallions. Savory, balanced, and holds its own.

Side of Scallion Schmear

$3.50

Our plain schmear mixed with fresh scallions for a clean onion bite. A staple for a reason.

Side of Bacon

$6.00

Crispy, well rendered bacon cooked until it actually tastes like bacon

Side of Avocado

$3.50

Side of Turkey Sausage

$6.00

Turkey sausage, smashed thin on the grill for extra browning and flavor. Lightly seasoned and juicy,

Side of Vegan Plain Schmear

$4.50

Vegan schmear with a smooth, clean finish. Dairy-free, very spreadable, very satisfying.