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LANCE BURKHART
$13.00
Dependable. Delicious. The perfect burrito for people who know exactly what they want. Cracked Bacon, Scrambled Egg, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Cracked Sauce Served with Tomatillo Salsa
THE STONEY
Bold, primal flavors wrapped in a warm tortilla — evolution never tasted so good. Logan’s Chorizo, Scrambled Egg, Pico de Gallo, Pepper-Jack, Tots, Lime Crema Served with Tomatillo Salsa
JEFF SPICOLI
A breakfast burrito for anyone who’s ever said “Aloha, Mr. Hand” before noon. Logan’s Sausage, Scrambled Egg, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Cracked Sauce Served with Tomatillo Salsa
THE TURTLE
$11.00
Slow and steady wins breakfast. A no-nonsense classic that hits every single time. Scrambled Egg, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Cracked Sauce Served with Tomatillo Salsa
JOHNNY UTAH
$17.00
An all-pro breakfast burrito built for legends, surfers, quarterbacks, and anyone chasing a rush. Skirt Steak, Scrambled Egg, Pico de Gallo, Shredded Cheddar, Tots, Lime Crema Served with House-Made Queso & Tomatillo Salsa
ROCK, PAPER, CAESAR
$15.00
The only burrito brave enough to turn a salad into a handheld masterpiece. Chicken Tenders, Romaine, Crispy Onions, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing
THE MAYOR
The sandwich that shook hands, kissed babies, and won the popular vote by sunrise. A true DC power move. Cracked Bacon, scrambled egg, American & cheddar cheese, Cracked sauce.
CRACKED BURGER
A double-stacked, cheese-smothered, Cracked-sauced smash hit. Add bacon and make it dangerous. 2 Smash patties, American & cheddar cheese, pickles, diced onions, Cracked sauce, ketchup.
THE BASIC
Minimalism at its finest. Soft eggs, melty cheese, and a toasted bun doing everything exactly right. Scrambled egg, American & cheddar cheese, Cracked sauce.
SOUTHERN CHARM
Southern hospitality between two buns — fried green tomato, bacon, and pimento cheese smoother than a Georgia accent. Fried green tomato, Cracked Bacon, fried egg, pimento cheese, arugula, lemon aioli
GREEN EGGS NO HAM
$12.00
The Dr. Seuss remix — green, bright, tangy, and shockingly addictive. Ham who? Scrambled egg, chives, goat cheese, tomatillo salsa.
INIGO MONTOYA
You killed my hunger. Prepare to dine. Fiery chorizo and bold flavors worthy of a true Swashbuckler. Chorizo, fried egg, pepper jack cheese, lightly dressed arugula, lemon aioli.
MR. BRIGGS STUFF
A half-smoke hero. Loud, proud, and with enough attitude to shout over a bowling alley crowd. Half-Smoke, Fried Egg, American & Cheddar Cheese, Onions, Mustard
WILLIE'S HASH
The rebel of the menu. A corned beef hash sandwich they told us was impossible… so naturally, we did it anyway. Corned Beef hash, fried egg, American & cheddar cheese, ketchup
THE ANIMAL
$16.00
A wild stack of breakfast chaos. It doesn’t bite… but you might. Cracked Bacon, Sausage, Scrambled Egg, Hash Brown Patty, American & Cheddar, Cracked Sauce.
THE ABE FROMAN
Ferris Bueller approved. Sausage royalty meets breakfast royalty — and no reservation required. Sausage, scrambled egg, American & cheddar cheese, Cracked sauce.
RANCHEROS CUCAMONGA
A full-throttle ranchero upgrade — bold, messy, colorful, and ridiculously satisfying. Black Beans, Tots, Fried Eggs, Avocado, Queso Fresco, Pico De Gallo, Ranchero Sauce, Lime Crema
LOADED TOTS
$14.00
A tot-powered, bacon-stacked, egg-topped celebration of everything Cracked stands for. Cracked tots with Cracked bacon, cheddar cheese, fried egg, chives and Cracked Sauce.
THE SEOUL MATE
Is this love…that I’m Feeling? A flavor-packed love story — pork belly meets kimchi, and sparks fly. Sous vide pork belly, fried egg, sushi rice, kimchi, sriracha mayo, Hoisin, scallions, arugula, sesame seeds.
EVERYDAY I'M BRUSSELIN'
A feel-good bowl for people who treat vegetables like a victory dance. Roasted Brussels sprouts, sweet potato, quinoa, arugula, fried egg, sunflower seeds, Balsamic vinaigrette.
ST. ELMO'S FIRE
Buffalo, blue cheese, tots, and an egg walk into a bowl… and it’s explosive. Chicken Tenders, Buffalo Sauce, Blue Cheese, Shredded Cheddar, Fried Egg, Tots, Scallions
BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY
Sweet, salty, creamy, and spicy — a breakfast ballad that hits every note. Roasted butternut squash, fried egg, arugula, quinoa, peach jam, seasoned ricotta, Mike's Hot Honey
SALTED TOTS
$5.00+
Classic. Undisputed. The GOAT.
HONEY BBQ TOTS
Your favorite chips, but better
PLAIN TOTS (NO SEASONING)
Cutting salt? We got you.
RANCH TOTS
Cool Ranch Doritos’ breakfast cousin.
CINNAMON SUGAR TOTS
A brunch dessert disguised as a side.
GARLIC PARM-TRUFFLE TOTS
Our best-seller. Fancy without trying.
OLD BAY TOTS
A DMV love language.
KID'S CHICKEN TENDERS
Crispy, crunchy, dunk-ready classics. Three Chicken Tenders, Hash Brown, Fruit Cup
KID'S GRILLED CHEESE
Gooey, golden, and impossible not to love. Melty American cheese, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty
KID'S HAMBURGER
Hey, we get it, we were ketchup only burger kids until like 16. Shhh. Single Patty, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty
KID'S EGG & CHEESE
Soft, fluffy, cheesy — a perfect kid breakfast. Scrambled Egg, American & Cheddar cheese, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty
KID'S CHEESEBURGER
A mini cheeseburger for big appetites in small humans. Single patty, American & Cheddar cheese, Fruit Cup, Hash Brown Patty
SIDE OF PROTEIN
$4.00+
Breakfast staples...just standing on their own.
SIDE OF PIMENTO CHEESE (4 oz)
$6.00
Might be the thing we do best. IYKYK
SANDWICH BUN
$3.00
Great with jelly or make a pimento cheese sandwich.
CHALLAH FRENCH TOAST NUGGETS
$9.00
Your nostalgic childhood breakfast got an upgrade. Bite-sized, golden, cinnamon-kissed nuggets of brioche that taste like Saturday mornings and cartoons — only way, way better.
SEASONAL FRUIT SALAD
$7.00
A medley of fresh strawberries, blueberries, mango, and papaya, garnished with mint.
SIDE OF QUESO
$1.00
Warm, creamy, melty goodness with just the right kick. Our smooth, silky cheese sauce that turns burritos, tots, and sandwiches into full-blown comfort food missions.
SIDE OF TOMATILLO SALSA
Fresh, green, and punchy. Roasted tomatillos, a hint of heat, and that perfect tang that wakes up a burrito without overwhelming it.
SIDE OF MIKE'S HOT HONEY
$1.50
Sweet heat with swagger. Sticky, spicy, drippy perfection that turns sandwiches, tots, and chicken into straight-up crave material.
UTENSILS
$0.50
D.C. won't let us put silverware in anymore unless you add it yourself. Includes 1 fork, 1 knife and a napkin.
SIDE OF SRIRACHA MAYO
Creamy, spicy, smooth. A balanced heat with a slow build — the most versatile “make it better” sauce on the menu.
SIDE OF LEMON AIOLI
Bright, zesty, and smooth — like sunshine in sauce form. Cuts through rich eggs and bacon with a clean, citrus pop.
SIDE OF LIME CREMA
SIDE OF BUFFALO SAUCE
Our own signature Buffalo Sauce.
SIDE OF BBQ SAUCE
SIDE OF CHOLULA HOT SAUCE
$0.25
The classic
SIDE OF SYRUP
SIDE OF JELLY
SIDE OF CRACKED SAUCE
Our signature mayo-based rémoulade — creamy, tangy, peppery, and built to make everything on the menu taste even more “Cracked.” The OG of #BIGEGGENERGY.
SIDE OF KETCHUP
Classic, familiar, and always reliable. Smooth and tangy with just the right sweetness — the perfect dipping partner for tots, sandwiches, and everything in between.
NATALIE'S OJ
$5.00
Freshly squeezed orange juice.
SODAS
$3.00+
BOTTLED WATER
$3.50
KID'S DRINKS
SPINDRIFT
HOT TEA (ENGLISH BREAKFAST)
KID'S CHOCOLATE MILK
Rich, organic low-fat milk blended with chocolate.
GATORADE CAN
Because we couldn't get Citrus Cooler...
KID'S APPLE JUICE BOX
100% apple juice, perfect for kids.
NITRO COLD BREW
$5.50+
HOT COFFEE
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