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AC ROULETTE - 8 SLICES - WE CHOOSE, YOU SAVE
$57.38
Swine Fighter-Slice
$17.26
ridiculous amounts of crispy ‘roni / vodka sauce / tri-mutz / ‘roni ranch
Taco Taco Taco- Slice
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
Pope Leo X - Slice
$7.02
vodka sauce / smoked ‘roni / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / ’roni ranch
Supreme Tang - Slice
sesame crust / satay chicken / jalapeño / tri-mutz / cilantro / peanut / thai ranch
Shogun Shadowboxer - Slice
black sesame crust / shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken / dry aged & smoked mutz / szechuan ranch / nori / scallion
Ooh Laa Laa - Slice
$8.08
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.
F#ckin Gindolune- Slice
ribye / smoked bacon / fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz / garlic ranch
Heart Attack - Slice
$7.56
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese / smoked bacon / fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz / coolest ranch
Mex-Corn Husker- Slice
roasted corn / mexican string cheese / pickled jalapeno crema / oaxacan chilis / cilantro / queso cotija
Moonshiner - Slice
$6.47
vodka sauce / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / basil / pecorino / hot boi calabrian chili
S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
beer battered fried chicken / honey stout bbq S#itface sauce / dry aged mozzarella / sharp cheddar
Magic Mushroom- Slice
truffle cream / cremini 'shrooms / fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz / salted ricotta / parsley
Vegan Pinky - Slice
spicy marinara / Be-Hive vegan pepperoni / house smoked Be-Hive vegan mozzarella
OG Vegan- Slice
marinara / eggplant meatballs / pesto, Be-Hive Vegan Mutz / basil / evoo
King Type S*it - Slice
pecorino crust / ribeye / King Sauce / tri-mutz / Smoked Wizzared Sauce / fried long hots
Classic Cheese - Slice
$5.39
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
Ducktown Melt
$25.35
garlic herb ribeye / smoked wizard / smoked bacon / garlic aioli / fresh mutz
The Snuggla
$22.11
grilled cheese, tomato soup & chic parm got frisky chicken cutlet / vodka sauce / muenster / smoked wizard / bacon / crouton dust
Diving Buffalo
buffalo fried chicken /garlic aioli / smoked wizard / fresh mutz / coolest ranch / celery
LPP Parm
yeah you know me! lemon pepper chicken / smoked wizard / fresh mutz / pecorino / parsley
BUILD YOUR OWN SUB - U A LAME
$16.18
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
Lobsta Trap
$40.45
lobster roll on ‘roids lobster / bayou butta / garlic aioli / fresh mutz / smoked wizard / parsley
Boken-Boy
a hoboken original fried chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
Goombah Cowboy
$28.04
nah partner, you can‘t handle this... ribeye / fried onion / vodka / fresh mutz / smoked wizard / crispy ‘roni / ’roni-ranch
Brotherly Love
ribeye / smoked wizard / grilled onion / hot boi spread / long hots
Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle / satay ribeye / cilantro / peanut / thai ranch / smoked wizard / sesame
DILL WITH IT F#CKBOY
chicken cutlet / fresh mutz / Smoked Wizzard SauceTM / Hot Girl Pickle caesar / pecorino
DA Ruler
house parm sub / burrata / choose your protein / vodka sauce / fresh and smoked mutz / basil / pecorino / seeded roll
Crabby Chicken Killa
crab / grilled chicken thigh / garlic aioli / smoked wizard / bayou butta / garlic / fresh mutz / parsley
Shitfaced 3000
a tony boloney’s classic fried chicken / honey stout bbq / bacon / smoked wizard / cheddar / fritos
Squash Tha Beef
marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo
Shoobie
fried chicken / coolest ranch / bacon / L / T / smoked wizard / potato chip
All The Kings
Ribeye / tri-mutz / Smoked Wizzard Sauce / King Sauce / fried long hots / pecorino
Boloney Rex
Bone-in smoked & roasted short-rib / smoked wizard / caveman sauce
Cheesesteak Ole
$23.72
oaxacan chili marinated ribeye / chipotle ole sauce / fried onion / L / T / cilantro / lime / smoked wizard / queso oaxaca. a tony b’s must eat Winner Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle Winner LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition Winner Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey Winner Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
Oui Oui Wee Wee
ribeye / french onion soup / smoked wizard / gruyère / crouton dust / parsley
Swine Fighter 12"
$47.46
Lobsta Roll 12"
$45.31
steamed lobsta / bayou butter / tri-mutz / celery salt / bayou ranch
Burrrrrata 12"
$26.43
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
Half & Half 12"
$21.03
### Menu Description **Half & Half 12" Pizza** Choose two from over 25 unique options, including Classic Cheese, Diablo Popper, or OG Vegan. Crust choices: Original, Sesame, Gluten-Free (contains egg).
Pope Leo 12"
Mex-Corn Husker 12"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken / honey stout bbq S#hitface sauce / fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella / sharp cheddar
OG Vegan 12"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
Ay Dios Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
Beastiality 12"
9 meats - no substitutions / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / marinara / ‘roni ranch
Tikka 12"
sesame crust / tikka masala / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / jalapeño / chutney / cilantro
Magic Mushroom 12"
Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
F#ckin' Gindolune 12"
ribeye / smoked bacon / garlic aioli / fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella
Supreme Tang 12"
Ooh Laa Laa 12"
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
CBR on Roids 12"
fried chicken / smoked bacon / dry aged, smoked & fresh mutz / ‘roni ranch / potato chip
Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
Vegan Pinky 12"
Taco Taco Taco 12"
$53.92
King Type Sh*t 12"
Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
$14.02
Moonshiner 12"
$21.57
Lobsta’ Roll 18”
$80.87
steamed lobsta / bayou butta / tri-mutz / celery salt / bayou ranch
Half & Half 18"
$39.90
Half & Half 18" pizza - Choose from an array of diverse flavors and crusts: Classic Cheese, spicy options, vegan choices, and unique combinations. Original or Sesame Round Crust.
Pope Leo 18"
vodka sauce / smoked ‘roni / tri-mutz / ’roni ranch
Swine Fighter 18"
$71.73
Heart Attack 18"
Winger 18"
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
F#ckin' Gindolune 18"
$43.14
Beastiality 18"
Tikka 18"
Shitfaced Chicken 18"
Mex-Corn Husker 18"
Vegan Pinky 18"
OG Vegan 18"
CBR on Roids 18"
Grumpy Gramps 18"
Supreme Tang 18"
Ooh Laa Laa 18"
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley
Shogun Shadowboxer 18"
black sesame / shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken / dry aged & smoked mozzarella / szechuan ranch / nori / scallion
Magic Mushroom 18"
Taco Taco Taco 18"
$107.86
Ay Dios Mio 18"
Burrrrrata 18"
$48.54
Boiled Bastard 18"
$50.69
shrimp / lump crab / charred corn / crispy potato / mutz / garlic butter cream / bayou ranch / garlic crumb / scallion / lemon
King Type S*it 18"
Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
$26.63
Moonshiner 18"
$33.43
IT'S ALIVE Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (10)
$32.36
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites Try Them All! 2x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie 1x The Lucifer 1x The Truffler 1x Da Patty 1x The Popper
Hottie Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Sharp Cheddar Mozzarella with a Spicy Cracker Crumb Crust. Mildly Hot
The Popper Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Cream Cheese Style Jalapeno Fresh Mozzarella with a Pretzel Jalapeno Crust Lil' Spicy!
Stingerz Hot Honey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Mike‘s Honey Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey caramelized crust. Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce
Lucifer Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
$20.49
Scorching 10-Pepper Blend Mozzarella with a 2.9 MILLION Scoville Charcoal Crust. Devilishly Hot!
Gaucho Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Savory Chimichurri Mozzarella with a Garlic & Herb Bread Crumb Crust.
Da Patty Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Jamaican Golden Patty Crust with a Wiri Wiri Pepper Fresh Mozzarella A Bit Hot!
Truffler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Delicate Truffle Mozzarella with a Truffle Panko Bread Crumb Crust.
Cacio Pepe Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with a Pecorino & Black Pepper Bread Crumb Crust.
Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites 1x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie
Nonna Original Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.
6 Wings
$12.94
Choice of six wings. Options include boneless, regular, or gluten-free naked wings. Variety of sauces like hot honey, lemon pepper, house buffalo, and more.
Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
Monopoly Fries
ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses
S#itfaced Fries
honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
Winger Fries
buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery
House - BYO Fries
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
Barbarian Fries
coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella
Side Piece - Garden Salad
romaine / tomato / fresh mutz / creamy house ‘talian
Puebla
romaine / grilled chicken thigh / corn / fresh mutz / tortilla / jalapeño / chilis / cotija / jalapeño ranch
Skinny & Buff
romaine / buff grilled chicken thigh / fresh mutz / chopped celery / coolest ranch
Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
Puckered Up
romaine / grilled chicken thigh / fresh mutz / pecorino / dill pickle / Hot Girl Pickle caesar
The Commission
calabrian chili hot boi / fresh mutz / soppressata / pistachio mortadella / copa / crispy onion / stracciatella burrata / balsamic honey / lemon vinegarette / seeded roll
Miss 'Merica
fresh mutz / smoked turkey / baby arugula / tomato / garlic aioli / lemon vinegarette / seeded roll
Water
$2.88
Pure, bottled water.
Dr Browns
Assorted Dr. Brown's sodas featuring flavors like cream soda, black cherry, and diet cream soda.
Boylans
$3.45
Assorted Boylan's sodas: Cane Cola, Orange, Ginger Ale, Diet Black Cherry, and Diet Root Beer.
Jarritos
Assorted Jarritos sodas featuring flavors like lime, mandarin, and tamarind.
Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks Box-(50)
$172.50
Mad Mutz® mozzarella sticks with options like The Nonna, The Hottie, and The Truffler. Dipping sauces include marinara, vodka, and various ranch flavors. Box of 50.
Salad Box-Full Tray
$115.00
Uptown Cobb, Boken Girl, Hotness, Pueblito or Garden Salads with choice of Mole Grilled Chicken, Ribeye Steak, Mushroom, Cauliflower, Fried Chicken, or no protein.
Tenders & Fries-Full Tray
$143.75
Crispy chicken tenders paired with golden fries, served with a side of creamy dipping sauce.
Wings-Full Box (50)
$97.06
Full box of 50 chicken wings. Choice of boneless, regular, or naked (gluten-free). Various flavors like Shaolin Assassin, Lucifer, and more. Dipping sauces: Ranch, Blue Cheese, or none.
Sub Box-Full Box-Choose any 8 subs
$166.09
Choose 8 Subs
Garlic Aioli
$2.08
Creamy blend of garlic and mayonnaise, typically enhanced with herbs, offering a rich accompaniment for your pizza.
Jalapeno Ranch - Side
Jalapeño ranch sauce combines creamy ranch with a hint of jalapeño heat, offering a zesty kick for your pizza.
Coolest Ranch - Side
House-made ranch dressing with a blend of herbs and spices, typically including dill, parsley, onions, and garlic.
Marinara - Side
Made with ripe tomatoes, garlic, and Italian herbs, this classic marinara is ideal for dipping or adding to your favorite pizza.
Vodka - Side
Creamy tomato sauce with a touch of vodka, typically includes sautéed onions and prosciutto.
Thai Ranch - Side
A fusion of creamy ranch and sweet Thai flavors, this sauce typically includes herbs and spices, creating a balanced and exotic condiment for dipping.
Smoked Wizzard - Side
Smoked Wizzard sauce typically features a smoky, savory blend, ideal for enhancing your pizza experience.
Shoalin - Side
A side of shoalin sauce, typically featuring a blend of savory and aromatic ingredients, perfect for enhancing your pizza experience.
Magic - Side
Typically includes a variety of sauces on the side. Please specify your preferred sauce in the notes.
Hot Boil - Side
A spicy sauce that typically includes a blend of peppers and spices, offering a bold and fiery flavor to complement your pizza.
'Roni Grease Ranch - Side
Ranch dressing infused with pepperoni grease, typically includes buttermilk, garlic, and herbs. Ideal for dipping pizza or breadsticks.
Creamy ranch dressing blended with spices and herbs, offering a unique fusion of flavors for dipping.
Garlic Powder
$0.29
Typically used as a seasoning, this finely ground garlic adds a robust flavor to enhance your pizza experience.
Parmesan Cheese
Grated parmesan cheese, ideal for enhancing pizzas with a rich, savory topping. Contains dairy.
Red Pepper Flakes
Crushed red pepper flakes to add a spicy kick to your pizza.
Ketchup
Typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, and spices, ideal for adding a tangy-sweet flavor to your pizza.
Plate
Green salad plate: Mixed greens typically including lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions, dressed with a light vinaigrette.
Napkins
Typically includes paper napkins for your convenience.
Oregano
Pizza base with an oregano and olive oil mixture, often complemented by cherry tomatoes, olives, and feta cheese.
Fork
Select the number of forks you would like.
Knife
Typically used for cutting and spreading.
Mad Mutz® FROZEN TO-GO Sticks (5)
$10.35
Whatever size of lab you’re working with, you’ve got the power to chef up cheesy goodness at home. Deep Fryer/Pan Fry - For Best Results Pan Fry: Pour 1 inch of oil into a pot/pan, set to medium heat (~350F). Drop up to 8 sticks at a time, flip to ensure all sides are cooked evenly. Cook for 2-2 1/2 minutes (normally mozzarella will start to appear through the crust). Remove sticks and let sit on a paper towel or metal rack for 1-3 minutes before serving. Deep Fry: Drop up to 8 sticks at a time in the deep fryer, cook for 2-2 1/2 minutes (normally mozzarella will start to appear through the crust). Remove sticks and let sit on a paper towel or metal rack for 1-3 minutes before serving. Air Fryer Air fry sticks at 400° for 4-5 minutes flip mid-way through (normally mozzarella will start to appear through the crust). Remove sticks and let sit on a paper towel or metal rack fo
TB Black T-shirt
$23.00+
4 Dough Pizza Making Kit
$57.50
Each kit includes everything you need to make 4 12" round pizzas or calzones. Kit includes: pizza dough, fresh homemade mozzarella, shredded dry aged mozzarella, marinated cremini mushrooms, cup & char pepperoni, NJ pizza sauce, tony’s sicilan olive oil, grated pecorino & instruction card
Burrata Original - 20 oz
$20.70
Stuffed Mozzarella
Smoked Mutzarella - 16oz
$18.40
Smoked mozzarella: Typically includes roasted peppers, tomatoes, basil, and a drizzle of balsamic vinegar and olive oil.
Tuscan Rosemary & Garlic Mutzarella - 16oz
Lil Balls Marinated in Olive Oil & Chili
Fresh mozzarella balls marinated in olive oil and chili, typically enhanced with herbs and spices for a subtle, aromatic flavor.
Sea Salt Mutzarella 16 oz
$16.10
Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map
Truffle Mutzarella -16 oz
Black & White Truffle Mozzarella
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