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Game Over
$14.00
SCRAMBLED EGG, BACON, TOMATO, HOUSE-MADE CHEDDAR JALAPENO SCHMEAR ON A HAND-ROLLED CHEDDAR BAGEL
Lox Deluxe
$16.00
SMOKED SALMON, HOUSE-MADE SCALLION SCHMEAR, TOMATO, RED ONION, CAPERS ON A HAND-ROLLED SESAME BAGEL
Diss Track
$17.00
YEASTIE BOYS CUSTOM PIT-SMOKED PASTRAMI, FOLDED SCRAMBLED EGG, MELTED AMERICAN CHEESE, SCHMUTZ SAUCE (house-made garlic aioli) ON AN EGG EVERYTHING BAGEL
The Birdman
$15.00
SMOKED TURKEY, BACON, HOUSE-MADE SCALLION SCHMEAR, TOMATO, SPROUTS ON A HAND-ROLLED EVERYTHING BAGEL
B.Y.O. Bagel
$5.00
The Reubenstein
YEASTIE BOYS CUSTOM PIT-SMOKED PASTRAMI, MELTED SWISS, KRAUT, RUSSIAN DRESSING ON A HAND-ROLLED EVERYTHING BAGEL
The Mishka
$12.00
VEGAN ROASTED BELL PEPPER SPREAD, TOMATO, RED ONION, SPROUTS ON A HAND-ROLLED EVERYTHING BAGEL
Mini Bagels & Schmear
$7.50
MIX/MATCH ANY FLAVORS OF CREAM CHEESE ON 2 MINI HAND-ROLLED PLAIN BAGELS
PB&J
$9.00
Peanut Butter & Jam on a Blueberry Bagel
Cheddy Wap
$13.00
Fried egg, bacon, melted sharp cheddar on a hand rolled plain bagel
Bagel & Schmear
$7.00
YOUR CHOICE OF HAND-ROLLED BAGEL & HOUSE-MADE SCHMEAR
Mexican Coke
$5.50
Ice cold mexican coke
Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
$8.50
12oz bottled fresh squeezed oj
Fresh Squeezed Strawberry Lemonade
12oz bottled fresh squeezed strawberry lemonade
1/2 DOZ BAGELS
$19.00
1 DOZ BAGELS
$31.00
1/2 LB CREAM CHEESE
Mini Bagel
$3.50
Side of Lox
$8.00
Proper lox. Silky, cold smoked salmon sliced thin. Clean, rich, and cured right, no shortcuts.
Side of Pastrami
Hand cut pastrami with a peppery crust and deep, smoky flavor. Juicy, savory, and sliced the way it’s supposed to be.
Side of Scrambled Egg
$4.50
Soft scrambled eggs. Not dry, not "fluffy for no reason."
Side of Vegan Scallion Schmear
Our vegan plain schmear mixed with fresh scallions. Savory, balanced, and holds its own.
Side of Schmutz Sauce
Our house aioli. Rich, savory, and good on basically everything. If you don’t know what to order, order this.
Side of Scallion Schmear
Our plain schmear mixed with fresh scallions for a clean onion bite. A staple for a reason.
Side of Plain Schmear
Classic cream cheese, classic us.
Side of Strawberry Schmear
Cream cheese with real strawberry mixed in. Lightly sweet, subtle fruit. Not a dessert poser.
Side of Fried Egg
Classic fried egg with lightly crisped edges. Exactly what you expect.
Side of Roasted Bell Pepper Spread
Creamy hummus blended with roasted red peppers for a little sweetness and depth.
Side of Russian Dressing
Creamy, tangy Russian dressing with just enough texture to remind you it’s made properly
Side of Vegan Plain Schmear
Vegan schmear with a smooth, clean finish. Dairy-free, very spreadable, very satisfying.
Side of Bacon
$6.00
Crispy, well rendered bacon cooked until it actually tastes like bacon
Side of Deli Turkey
Sliced deli turkey, folded loose and tender. Clean flavor, no weird aftertaste
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