The Dirty V Plant-Based Noshery

2 Chocolate Chip Cookies

$3.54

Crafted with passion and precision, our Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies are a delightful union of rich, melt-in-your-mouth chocolate chips and a golden, buttery (yet butter-free!) cookie base. Each bite offers a comforting warmth, reminiscent of traditional h

Bavarian Pretzel W/ Queso

$13.57

Warm, buttery Bavarian pretzel dusted with salt, served with creamy house queso and classic mustard for dipping.

Trash Talker Garbage Plate

$22.42

An unapologetic pile-up of waffle fries, a juicy patty, mac & cheeze, chili, onions, shredduce, tomato, Dirty V sauce, and Weak Sauce. Absolute chaos. Legendary status.

Notttchos

$20.65

House-fried pink splatter chips stacked high with queso, black beans, chili, pico de gallo, romaine, Nuclear Waste sauce, and chipotle-lime crema—layered inside a Trash Can Tower.

Beer Battered Onion Rings

$14.75

Thick-cut Spanish sweet onions dunked in stout batter and fried golden. Crispy, bold, and dangerously snackable. Choice of sauce.

Chinese Cigar

$14.16

4 crispy egg rolls served w sweet chili sauce & cilantro

Basic Betty Burg

$14.16

4 oz hand patty w/ pickles, lto, dirty v sauce

Patty Slaps (Melt)

$16.52

Bigazz 4 oz hand patty, texas toast, grilled onion, "Swiss" chz, dirty v sauce

SMAC Down Burg

$16.52

4 oz hand patty, housemade mac n chz, onions, pickle, splash of weak sauce

El Sucio Burg 🌶🌶

$16.52

4 oz hand patty, housemade queso, jalapeño, cilantro, nuclear waste sauce, lto

Naughty Cowgirl Burg 🌶

$16.52

4 oz hand patty, cheddar, crispy onion straws, jalapeño bbq sauce, smurf ranch

Dirty South Burg

$15.34

4 oz hand patty, chili, cole slaw, onions, crispy onions, mustard

Big Betty Burg ( ll Patty)

$20.65

Basic betty burg w/ an extra patty

Cruisin for a Bleusin

$17.70

4oz burg, grilled onion, mushrooms, blackening season, bleu chz, & umaro bacun

Crispy Chik'n Sando

$16.52

Vegan chik'n patty, hunni mustard, lettuce, pickle on soft white roll

Grilled Chicken Ceasar Wrap

$15.34

Grilled chik’n strips, romaine, parmesan, caesar dressing

Nashville Hot Chik’n Sando

$18.88

House dredged and fried Chik’n smothered in spicy Nashville hot sauce, mayonnaise, pickles, coleslaw on a soft bun

Crispy Chicken Tendies

$15.34

3 crispy chik’n tenders with choice of sauce

12 Piece Chik'n Nugget

$16.52

Impossible Chik' Nuggs that will match any fast food spot around!

6 Piece Chik'n Nugget

$9.44

Impossible Chik' Nuggs that will match any fast food spot around!

Buffalo Chickn Sando

$17.70

Fried chik’n patty, ranch, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle

Sloppy Coney Dog

$10.62

Dog, chili, queso chz, onion, dirty v sauce,

Carolina Dirty Dog

$11.80

Dog, chili, slaw, mustard, diced onion

Basic Frank Dog

$8.26

Plain ol' dog w/ mustard & ketchup

Hawaiian Dawg

$11.80

Dog, grilled pineapple, crispy onion, jalapeño, barbie coup sauce

Triple Chz Mac

$11.80

Oodles of noodles slathered in creamy cheese sauce

Kimchee Mac

$12.98

Tasty mac n cheese, tossed with grilled kimchi gochujang sauce, crispy onion, cilantro

Buffalo Chick'n Mac

$17.70

Mac n chz, chopped crispy chik’n, weak sauce, smurf ranch

Big Nasty Fries

$14.16

Chili, cheese, onion, cilantro, smurf ranch

The Unforgivable Fries 🌶🌶🌶

$12.98

If you know, you know. Fries, fire in the hole sauce, reaper me a new one sauce

Trash Talker Garbage Plate

$22.42

An unapologetic pile-up of waffle fries, a juicy patty, mac & cheeze, chili, onions, shredduce, tomato, Dirty V sauce, and Weak Sauce. Absolute chaos. Legendary status.

Boofalo Gal Fries 🌶

$11.80

Buffalo weak sauce, smurf ranch

Plain Jane Fries

$9.44

Big ol basket of waffle fries, seasoned, crispy, tasty

Dirty Taco Salad

$17.11

Lettuce, Black Beans, Texas Chili, Fresh Pico De Gallo, Nuclear Waste Sauce

Small Caesar Caesar Salad

$8.26

Housemade Caesar Dressing, Croutons, Vegan Parm, Romaine

Large Caesar Caesar Salad

$13.57

Housemade Caesar Dressing, Croutons, Vegan Parm, Romaine

Oreo Cheesecake

$14.75

vanila cheesecake w/ strawberry drizzle & compote

Beignets

$11.80

French-style fried pastries topped with powdered sugar

1 Ranger Cookie

$2.06

chewy ranger cookie loaded with hearty oats, crispy rice cereal, and sweet coconut

2 Ranger Cookies

$3.54

chewy ranger cookie loaded with hearty oats, crispy rice cereal, and sweet coconut

Lemon Cheesecake

$14.75

Strawberry Cheesecake

$14.75

1 Chocolate Chip Cookie

$2.06

Crafted with passion and precision, our Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies are a delightful union of rich, melt-in-your-mouth chocolate chips and a golden, buttery (yet butter-free!) cookie base. Each bite offers a comforting warmth, reminiscent of traditional h

2 Chocolate Chip Cookies

$3.54

Crafted with passion and precision, our Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies are a delightful union of rich, melt-in-your-mouth chocolate chips and a golden, buttery (yet butter-free!) cookie base. Each bite offers a comforting warmth, reminiscent of traditional h

Soft Serve

$5.90

Sundae

$12.98

Banana Split

$14.16

Root Beer Float

$12.98

Apple Cider Float

$11.80

Vanilla Shake

$11.80

Chocolate Shake

$11.80

Strawberry Shake

$11.80

S'mores Shake

$15.34

Cookie Monster

$16.52

Strawberry Shortcake

$14.16

Biscoff Turtle Shake

$14.16

Nanner Puddin'

$15.34

Matcha Strawberry

$12.98

Cookie Dough Milkshake

$12.98

Oreo Milkshake

$11.80

Smurf Ranch

$1.77

Dirty V Sauce

$1.77

Fire In The Hole Sauce

$1.77

Weaksauce

$1.18

Nuclear Waste Hot Sauce

$1.77

Barbie Coup Sauce

$1.18

Ketchup

$0.00

Hunni Mustard

$1.77

Cheez Queso

$3.54

Mustard

$0.00

Mayonaize

$1.18

Side Ceaser Dressing

$1.18

Side Sour Cream

$1.18

Side of Bleu Cheez Sauce

$1.77

Side of Chili

$4.13

Bombshell Burger

$15.34

Burger loaded with cheddar-style cheeze, Dirty V sauce, crispy onions, candied jalapeños, and our signature Barbie-Coup sauce. Sweet, spicy, messy, and impossible to ignore.

Soul Ties Fries

$14.16

Crispy fries smothered in teeze cheeze sauce and blue ranch, then topped with crushed blue Takis and fresh green onions. A chaotic relationship that somehow works perfectly.

The Recoupling (Wings)

$14.75

Crispy vegan boneless wings tossed in sweet chili sauce and finished with Fire in the Hole drizzle, scallions, cilantro, and toasted coconut. Sweet, spicy, and guaranteed to turn heads.

Dirty Griddle

$15.93

impossible sausage, vegan egg, chz served on a pancake bun and syrup

French Toast Stix & Syrup

$9.44

5 brioche style French toast stix served with powdered sugar and syrup for dipping

The Little Donkey Breakfast

$15.93

breakfast burrito with vegan egg, impossible sausage, queso, hashbrowns, jalapeño, onion, tomato, and cilantro wrapped in a giant tortilla served with nuclear waste sauce

Ultimate Dumpster Fire Tray

$21.24

Mac n chz, 2 hashbrown patties, vegan egg, sausage patty, bacun, tomato, onion, hot sauce, smurf ranch

Beignets

$11.80

French-style fried pastries topped with powdered sugar

Bacon Egg Chz Sando

$14.16

vegan bacun, egg & chz served on texas toast or bagel +1

Brunch Burger

$18.29

4 oz hand patty w/ vegan egg, bacun, lto, dirty v sauce with slice of cheese

Buttermylk Pancake

$15.34

3 Housemade oat-based fluffy buttermilk pancakes topped w/ vegan butter and served with a side of syrup

Fresh Baked Bagel

$5.90

Fresh bagel, toasted w/ your choice of toppings

Bagel

$5.90

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