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POOOKA's BIG PIMPIN SHRIMP WAFFLES & CHICKEN
$29.00
NO...Chef POOKA aint playin! hang a fang on this DOWN HOME DISH so toothsome your tasty buds will be too smitten with bliss for you to murmur: "oooooooooooooo This breaded tender juicy cutlet lounging on a golden crisp waffle bed blanketed in gravy besotted by a bevy of Bang Bang Shrimpies plie by a pile O Pook's precocious Buffalo Suh-Weet Potato Fries is soooooooooooooooooooooooo deeeelish!"
GrandPoppy Pooka's Down Home Pinoy Fried Rice
Priced by add-ons
Chef Pooka's familial pride shines in every toothsome spoonful of his GrandPoppy's fluffy savory rice fried to fluffy savory sublimity so yummy delish one wonders: "is it not naughty to partake in a tasty dish this nice?!" topped with Beef Chicken Pork Shrimp or veggie GrandPoppy Pooka's Down Home Pinoy Fried Rice is the perfect side piece stand alone on a date or shared out as a double portion with a tableful of friends family or make it to go take it on the road so you can snack on some while you watch your favorite show: "Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!"
Pooka's Big Pimpin Pinoy Bang Bang Shrimp Po-Boy Panini
$26.00
Get more bangs out of our best selling shrimpy starter than a sailor on leave in a firecracker factory?! wait till ya taste how delish Pook’s savory saucy shrimpie pimpies BANG BANGS are WHEN sandwiched in a po boy of a pinoy panini! Word is born peeps be pourin on the gas to get over n let Berry's Pooka Paradise give em a chance to hang a fang on one a Pooka's Big Pimpin Pinoy Bang Bang Shrimp Po-Boy Puh-ninis...rinse repeat! suh-weeeet!
Sal's Pal's Calzone
$22.00
Sal's pal Chef Pooka's Pinoy folded pizza is too good not to fill with your choice of: Cheese... Veggie... Pork... Beef... Chicken... Disco Fries...or Mac n Cheese!
Bistek Tagalog Sandwich comes with FRIES
Biting into Chef Pookas famous marinated beef ribeye suffused with savory umami succulence sandwiched betwixt two slices is so transcendent you will for a time reside on the other side delighting in all the paradisiacal bliss this miserable world lacks-this is why perhaps steak sandwich aficionados flock to cram this masterstroke magnum opus of Pinoy culinary ingenuity in their piehole for posterity whilst burbling: "Eat Drink Be Pookaberry"
BBQ Pork Sandwich by Pooka comes with FRIES
$24.00
if you haven’t...have it and see why folks flip for Chef Pooka’s famous lechon smothered in gravy this revelation may well be the tastiest nosh served up betwixt toasted loave segments since...sliced bread baybee! comes with Pooka's Mui Famoso Fries...NICE!
EscoBar's Pablito Enchiladas Comes with Rice & Salad
Pooka's Infamous EAT ME NOW Enchiladas.....are the stuff of legend... Chef Pooka woke from dreaming about a delicious feast he'd had with his dear friend Escobar Santiago Maraqas who later hunted Chef Pooka down for some mischief involving one of his wives...or was it a girlfriend thanks to a near escape via the laundry chute of Jose Grequeos Con Muertos the local Pulquería Chef Pooka lived to die another day including this one-way back when upon awaking El Pooka found his person cocooned inside a soft tortilla filled toothsome delights! Chef Pooka did not need bifocals to read the escritoire on the wall fast as a piñata colada is eviscerated lo behold! Chef Pooka's Infamous "EAT ME NOW" Enchiladas were born-try one with one of our equally legendary margaritas Mojitos or Piñata Coladas & fast as Chef Pooka vamoosed down Jose Grequeos Con Muertos laundry chute you will soon join us singing: Eat Drink Be Pookaberry! Pick: Beef-Chicken-Pork-Shrimp-comes with rice salad and a BIG smile!
Pinoy Pizza
while most of Chef Pooka's dishes must be "tasted to be believed" one bite of his Pinoy Pizza leaves lucky diners wondering: "am I dreaming?" those who have treated themselves to this paragon of Pinoy Pies read this weeping wonderstruck benumbed almost unable to summon the gumption to sing praises to Pooka's epicurean chef-d'oeuvre somehow at the zero hour finding it in them to sing: "Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!"
Barangay Burrito comes with FRIES
Back in the day down in his hometown barangay Chef Pooka whilst riding the Red Horse veered off course into a Sari Sari Store at the seminal moment the shop owner Tito was making himself a burrito in this moment was forevermore born-theretofore famished buko venders did feast-now for the first time ever Chef Pooka's Barangay Burrito steeped in East Asian succulence comes! get one...two...three so your tasty buds can know what it tis to sing: "Eat Drink be Pookaberry!"
Kabayan Quesadilla comes with FRIES
Roused from deep sleep Chef Pooka awoke in the cheesy womb of what came to be the Kabayan Quesadilla of his dreams longtemps! longtemps! didst trill his queso muse reeling in scintillating rivulets cheesy beefy chicken bliss kissed by a secretive blend of Pinoy spices lo! behold! Chef Pooka's Kabayan Quesadilla approaches your lips-a guest grandiloquent you welcome from the abyssal depths of your soul to the quivering portal of your titillated piehole
Empanadas No Vale Nada comes with FRIES
golden fried pastry crescents filled with yumAye twas twilight by the time Chef Pooka's muse Marisol made it halfway thru her penultimate albeit nixtamalized ode to chaussons panzerotti molote pirozhki calzone knish kreatopitakia khuushuur patties pasties & turnovers be they baked fried when not much to Chef Pooka's surprise from the burbling oil came the cry: Ebanghelyo! Ebanghelyo! a word borrow loaned from Spanish "evangelio" thus henceforward forevermore didst a psalm especial chime: "the consumption of Chef Pooka's Empanadas wreath all who doeth partake in a scintillating gastronome aureole divine"
Nakababalani Nachos
Kabayan korn chips onions peppers covered in gooey cheese topped with chicken or beef get a few for the table to go with the margaritas or mojitos and you are partying Pookaberry style! whilst admiring herself in the mirror of all he surveys benumbed by the narcotic scent of daffodil dove in hand Narcissus dove into the pool of himself wherein he was with the one he loved above all evermore yet even this aethereal bliss was all too soon rend asunder by a rapacious esurience incurable save by the casomorphinous opioid peptidelicious bliss Chef Pooka's gooey pulchritudinous bed of Nakababalani Nachos provides for all self centered in our desire to satiate our collective crunchy cheesy cravings! O! great woe! while you were reading this you could have ordered some!
Duterte Tacos comes with FRIES
tastee Pinoy tacos stuffed with miscellaneous yummy blisswhilst opinions are mixed of the namesake all agree Chef Pooka's Duterte Taco are as delicious as Pookaberry's imaginary friend Ollie D. Octopus insists his middle name is not Duterte or how of the dishes in the kosmos the one he loathes above all it Takoyaki
Pooka's Auntie Paquita's Praiseworthy Puckerlishis Suh-Weet Sourpuss Sinigang SOupito
All acquainted with her knew Chef Pooka's auntie Paquita to be the sweetest sourpuss in Pasig! No surprise her prized praiseworthy soupito recipe is so Puckerlishis savory Suh-Weet! choose pork or beef so you can try some & see where food is Fun! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
LapuLapu Tuna Melt comes with FRIES
$19.00
this open faced succulent Visayan tuna salad sandwich enrobed in melted cheese bliss is sure to slaughter your hunger quickfast as Lapulapu sliced thru conquistadors comes with Pooka's Mui Famoso Fries
MaC & Quatro Queso Casserole Superbeau! COmes with Fries!
Once you sink your fangs in Chef Pookie's gooey MaC & Quatro Queso Casserole Superbeau will you know what it means to have your tongue kissed by beatific kisses casomorphine bliss...leaving you burbling with glee: "oooh wee...what a steamy creamy cheesy dream tis this!
Zerynthia's Spanakopita
$18.00
Chef Pooka's fifth cousin thrice removed Slinky the Snake's pal Spanky returned from Samothrace with a smile on his face & a song in his heart along with odes countless including one composed by a kitharode named Apollo Citaredo prior to his being immortalized in marble & porphyry curious it should include a recipe said to have come curlicuing thru the mists from Aphrodite-Zerynthia herself! thus therefore evermore henceforward doeth Chef Pooka with sublime serendipitiousness & abundant veneration prepare Zerynthia's Spanakopita knowing one bite of this savory flaky pasty shell filled with spinach sends your tasty buds flying up the slopes of Mount Fengari singing: "Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!"
Ossobuco Boudhastupa
So delicious is the saucy bliss kissed insides of Chef Pooka's succulent ode to shank of beef marrowbone nestled in a bed of risotto be not surprised to see the eyes of Boudanath smiling back at you from the inner sublime savory sanctum of il buco
Pipi's Cheezi Blini Bytes
pop pooka’s beautific blini’s enrobed in melted quatro fromaggi in your piehole & let the good bytes roll!
Donner's Dolma Bomb Blitz
After countless years rollin w. the Ottomans under the code name Bob Donner Chef Pooka picked up the recipes for mor middle eastern delicacies than a potentate can shake his mahshi yabraq at his favorite by far being serving up his special blend of spiced rice rolled vine leaves with dollops of garlic yogurt! sayeth Chef Pooka: "bütün doldurulmuş üzüm yarpaqlarını yeyin zeytinyağlı!"Azerbaijanian for Eat it Up!
Pooka's Splendiferous Pee Wee Pommes De Terre Rôties À L'ail
$16.00
whilst High on life we all may be...on the off chance a random updraft threatens to down our vainglorious grandiloquent powered steerable aerostat with trifling turbulence rise above it shalt we with one crisp creamy steaming bite of Pooka's Splendiferous pee wee pommes de terre rôties à l'ail & let these garlic roasted multicolored pee wee potatoes take you to new highs singing: "patate mi amor!"
the POOKANINI
Pook's Own in Houzzzee Staff Fave is NOW available for ALL to SAVOR! BEHOLD! the Bliss of this Open Face Ode to Panini emblazoned with PB Bacon Quatro Fromaggggggi OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO weeeee! Ole! take wing tasteee buds fly like opioid peptides! into Casomorphindreamie deelite ne'er in the wildest savory umami could it seem possible there was a way to experience a taste ineffable as this? wait? no! O! O! O! it comes... O say it is so? YES! YES! YES! this POOKANINI comes with Pook's Mui Famoso Fried Pickle Chips!
BANGIN BBQ BANGERS & PICKLE CHIPS!
BANGIN BBQ BANGERS & PICKLE CHIPS! Chef Pooks dun went n N put the BANG in Barbie's Q! ooooo! did he EVAH! soon as you poke one a deese here BANGERS in your piehole the fuse is LIT! Say it aint SO! why would we? when POOK's BANGIN BANGERS are the way to make your tastee buds blow kisses back to your lips till they say: O! aint no WAY wez gonna love a dish more than this! what? hold up! you gotta be NUTS?! it comes with golden crisp juicy fructiferous PICKLE CHIPS?
Unagi Kawaii Umami Teriyaki Nipon Pinoy Eel Skewers a La Rolo Tomasi
Pook's Doyo No UShi No Hi Unagi Kawaii Umami Teriyaki Nipon Pinoy Eel Skewers a La Rolo Tomasi are so Tastee Pook's Terikayi Eel Grilled Crisp Succulent Juicy Split Skewered soon as it's served the plate is clean replaced by a smile satisfied screaming: "This dish is soooooooooooooo YUM I could ALMOST KISS the Chef!" "Come Come..." spake the one you got it from.... "Chef is a bit busy...why not give your lovely server a peck?"
Kuya KORN Dogs comes with FRIES
Ace's Barker's favorite! will be yours too once you have one you ordered a few of these Pinoy spice suffused cornbread batter sheathed juicy weenies golden fried served on a stick-Comes with Pooka's mui famosa fries get one...two...three...the more you get the lower the price...O! woweee! how nice!
MIXED DOZEN BASKET WINGS OR MORE!
$0.00
what BLiss is it to hang a fang on Pook's Sous Vide Golden juicy Crisp Wings mix it up! or get a whole dozen OR MORE of your favorite kind aint no thing so long as your tasty buds sing-do they? Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! Pooka's Winged food court is in session... the verdict... Winged Victory! savory umami GUILTY of being a Deelish taste sensation!
SIX OF A KIND WINGS
what BLiss is it to hang a fang on Pook's Sous Vide Golden juicy Crisp get SIX of your favorite kind aint no thing so long as your tasty buds sing-do they? Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! Pooka's Winged food court is in session... the verdict... Winged Victory! savory umami GUILTY of being a Deelish taste sensation!
DIM SUM BLISS! PLATTER
Mott Street Meets Quezon City! Pooks Dim Sum Bliss! a delish mix of Pooka's most famous dainty Dim Sum-lishis dainty tastee bites of bliss: Pan Fried Dumplings Bang Bang Shrimp Scallion Pancakes Filipino Spring Rolls Buffalo Cauliflower Bites Krispy Roasted Brussels mushroom chicharrons art yours today tomorrow hereafter hark! with ebullience unfettered enrobed in laughter your tasty buds overspill trilling kitharodes mellifluous gay: "EAT! DRINK! BE...O so pleased having feasted on Pook's DIM SUM BLISS PLATTER!"
Dumplings Fat Lady Sings
Filled with dreams a mere pillow weeping beams willow thin was Chef Pooka ere he was a wee one before even being weaned our would be troubadour of Filipino cuisine slept wrapped in gyoza dough... no small wonder Chef Pooka's Deeliteful Dumplings are yummy bundles of bliss! try them fried of steamed veggie or meat either way precious few are the foodies who fail to hitch a ride on this flavor ferry- lo behold! truth be told munching on Chef Pooka's delectable throw pillows of bliss never gets old-Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Spring Rolls Yo! Love Me Sum Lumpia!
in a deep Tyrian purple funk after an eternal ephemeral intro Chef Pooka was wrapped by a warbling lyric of the singer waxing: "April is a cruel time...Even though the sun may shine...and world looks in the shade as it slowly comes away..." sarcophagized in a paper crepe pastry skin of the lumpia Chef Pooka woke cocooned in a half swoon mused of a day when crisp golden fried meat - veggie or shrimp rolls welcomed spring since then to this day April has not been grey-funny say some basking in the blinding rays of culinary fame Chef Pooka should hear quavering the singer's trill Tyrian purple plea: "still falls the April rain...and the valley's filled with pain..." Away with Melancholy! sink your teeth into Chef Pooka's golden crisp lumpia bliss...Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
pOOKa'S 4 SeAson D-lite WINter FaLL SuMMeR SPriNG FLIGHT!
O all too well doeth we wee inconsequentialities know how these everchanging seasons of our lives come... go...go...come aggregate separate...behold! what gastrognome hath summoned yon Rollicking Roll Flight For All Seasons? This edible way wending wedding Winter Spring Summer Fall? a mellifluous toothsome culinary ode springing forth from a kitchen cum kitharode phantasmagoric! fortiche! formidable four season gastronomic swansong sung by Chef Pooka featuring: SPRING: gallimaufry of Pooka's ever lovely golden fried Lumpia SUMMER: velveteen sauteed veggie bliss sheathed in lithesome rice sheets FALL: Smitten Chicken Adobo enrobed in crunch scrumptious panko spangled tempura WINTER Orphic poignant pork banderoles enshrouded in Pinoy Ppeongtwigi or...........Order A LA LA Carte!
SIDES
as an aside: to the audience the plimsoled thespian smashing the fourth wall to smithereens ordered so many accompaniments he was so stuffed to the gills he fell into a stuporous snooze wherein the great magus of the stage remained for act two wholly forsaking his scenery eating monologue-let this be a lesson to you sayeth the stage manager from the wings: "nibble if you will were it your wont providing your gorging interlude doeth not intrude on aforesaid forthcoming entree" entre nous what faith Chef Pooka has in raging insatiable appetites no number of sides will cause you to sleep through your entree let alone your just desserts-roused from slumber with a smirk by this the slippered showman awoke beside an side of fries bellowing to an audience quasi comatose: Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Kosmic Calamari
$17.00
when it comes to crushing your craving for Calamari dive into Pookaberry Cafe's Kosmic Calamari's scrumptious crunchy crisp juicy tender bliss comes with chipotle mayo try one so you too can sing: "heeeeyo! hey yay yay ya oh! Pooka's Kosmic Calamari makes me wax rhapsodes clutched in the beak of the great undersea beast tummy tickled by the velveteen touch of batter dipped golden fried tentacles Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Bang Bang Shrimp
while being diminutive in stature ever since Chef Pooka was little is oft cited to what led to big things little probed are the boundless depths of flavor...the beguiling bang behemoth leviathan appetites receive from Chef Pooka's Bang Bang Shrimp small wonder? cosmic blunder? stroke of fate? sure as sunshine eating some puts the shimmy in your shake once you wrap your lips round golden crisp goodness be it hoodoo voodo or fate or down home tasty goodness making you say "aint life great!" definite maybe... till then Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
POOKA'S PINOY BUFFALO SWEET POTATO FRIES
POOKA'S PINOY BUFFALO SWEET POTATO FRIES are to DIE for! Served with Pooka's Interstellar Spicy garlic & Garlic Parmesan dipping sauce and.................available drowned in Pooka's piquant cheddar cheese sauce! BUT of course! Get yours!
KRISPY Roasted Brussels
lambasting all who failed to battle against the troops of the Berthouts Chef Pooka who'd Scubaed to the bottom of Canal Bruxelles-Charleroi spoke at considerable length to the Manneken Pis who could not stop waxing rhapsodic about how Chef Pooka's KRISPY Brussels were the: "cat's meow...more magnificent than the Parc du Cinquantenaire more delightful than all the misery King Leopold caused cue applause...why? cause when we put our hands together we are one with or without bacon Chef Pooka's KRISPY Brussels are tenfold double the fun when you share them Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
OKOY oh BOY!
$25.00
Pooka's own sublime shredded veggie tempura fritters...is it okay to toss in a couple shrimps??...Okay??! it's OKOY oh BOY! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Falafel Fantastico!
waffling as is his wont Slinky Snake feeling sloshy after sipping some overcast Sake sought a comestible most suitable soak up his skinful all too soon the serpent was saluting Fortuna seeing to it Slinky's squiggles led him headlong into Chef Pooka's Falafel Stand down an circuitous alleyway off the Strada Fannnufallae singing: Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
2DIE4FRIES
$12.00
tongue tied... lost in a forest of soggy fries unable to rise above the flaccid stand of mundane spuds employing fortitude supra human Chef Pooka climbed to an charred embankment thanking his lucky potatoes for allowing him to beget crispy outside creamy within frites light as the sun just as golden showed by no one save who in the depths of blinding darkness is glowing Chef Pooka's FAMOUS FRIES are fittingly titled sure as the night has a billion eyes Eat Drink Be Pookaberry
Golden FRIED Brussels
"Oh Bivalvia! by the by to you Lamellibranchiata & Pelecypoda I say in passing to you as I ply this creek of cried tears poured from all souls whose mortal home died ere they tried Chef Pooka's FRIED Brussels!" waxed Citherode as it slipped by a mussel shoal who smiled at the filefish with golden batter dusted pearlescent lips
Bill's BUFFALO Cauliflower BITES
"what bites is how many BUFFALO bit it" Bill quipped... "Bull!" barked Annie no stranger to the Wild West show as she munched on one of Big Chief Chef Pooka's BUFFALO Cauliflower BITES one of lil Miss Oakley's favorite dishes "what makes these so delicious Bill is no BUFFALO were killed in the process..." before Bill could draw-Annie painted him with a bucket of BUFFALO sauce-saturated to his horseshoe print drip dry drawers Buffalo Bill thrilled to know how with a pistol Annie sparkles like a crystal-shines like the morning sun-flustered Annie was doubly thrilled to see how for once she didn't loose her luster when it came to Buffalo Bill who while no Bronco Buster was someone she might not mind sharing a side of Big Chief Chef Pooka's divine BITES of Cauliflower with despite knowing only someone with the hide of a rhino who killed more Buffalo than she had hot dinners would have the gall to quip: "what bites is how many BUFFALO bit it"
Limelight DISCO Fries
what but a wonderland of boogie leaves slender crisp fries in a pile up dripping with melted cheese! or adobo gravy or both!? have mercy! truth be told sure as in the wee hours after Saturday night turns to Sunday morning or anytime Pooka's Death Before Disco Fries leaves you feelin light feelin light feelin like you died & came back as a yummy pile of Pooka's finest Death Before Disco Fries come try-Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
TEMPURAPALOOZA
enclothed in a light batter deep fried to sublime golden crispness served with savory tangy sauce complex as the vagaries entwining everything we say makes life worth living Pooka's Tastebud Tantalizing Tempura comes crunching into juicy succulence rollicking wave crests of crispy deliciousness conceived in bliss created to be adored on delightful sublime bite at a time as melody is slave to rhythm Chef Pooka's Tempura delivers delectability time after time!
GOLDEN NUGGETS
$15.00
pOOKa's GOLDEN fried nuggets of CHicken Bliss are so DEELISH Golden Arches turn GREEN with envy!
ONION Rings Side Fling
Beginning at the end sent Chef Pooka running concentric golden fried light fluffy concentric onion rings round absurdum frightening all who fell into the maelstrom subsumed by irresistible suction round after round Chef Pooka's ONION Rings make for some scintillating supernal munchin ad infinitum selah yayhay! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Edamame Ai Mommi
take a BAO!
be it Chicken Adobo...Bistek Tagalog...Veggies...Beef Kalderetta nestled in a pair of steamed Bao Buns soon as u get sum BAO... Wow! Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!
Duterte Tacos
Sure to cause a stir from Barangay to Broadway Chef Pooka's tantalizing trio of folded spring roll wrappers golden fried bursting with Veggies-Beefsteak/Chicken Adobo or Beef Kalderetta put the "T" in Tastee! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
TORTANG Talong
$23.00
with a ONE fell stroke Chef Pooka sliced the Aubergine asunder onto the grill it fell till charred beyond recognition-reborn scraped clean anointed in glorious egg yolk pan fried golden behold quivering electrum dock piling tuneswept pipes harken to yon colossal hydraulos behold how this m levi detrudens murmura tactu . . . intonet groans: "Tortang Talong!"
Kaaburiduhan Kobb On Corn
cobbs of coddled corn covered with Chef Pooka’s too good not to be true Kaaburiduhan sauce
Mushroom Chicharron
Oy! How the filamentous sea of mycelium doeth swell underfoot whencefrom Chef Pooka plucked yon fruiting bodies of Oyster mushrooms dredged in beerbatterdom ere dunked in burbling oil till golden brown-woe betide those who would trip of their quivering mortal coil to rejoin the filamentous sea of mycelium below prior to biting into the crisp delicitude of Chef Pooka's Mushroom Chicharron!
kAbAYAN Kabocha Tempura Bites of Deelite!
Deeliteful chunks of Succulent Kabocha Squash enrobed in Tempura served golden takes yon tasty buds back to times of olden when life food was FUN!
CORNDOG
$9.50
BUFFALO SWEET POTATO FRIES
SHRIMP COCKTAIL
COLD GARLIC SCALLION SESAME NOODLE EPHINAY
Udon or Soba Pook's mui oishi cold garlic sesame dashi scallion noodles art beauteous to all beholders swimming in vim whimsy wonderous enough win your tasty buds over one tuneswept lip smacking canoodle after another! word to MOTHER as it should be...it's Chef Pook's Greatest Gran Mama's recipe!
LECHON Kawali
Chef Pooka's amigo Karlos the Koala told Pooka a joke that was so funny Chef Pooka started snorting louder than a Lechon or Pig! Pooka's LECHON Kawali is crispy pork belly that will leave yours tickled pink as you will be when you come in & ask your server to tell you Chef Pooka's compadre Karlos's Koala joke! snort snot! giggle giggle! hey hey! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
ADOBO yo!
Hey Ho! Ah-Doe-Bo! bellow Bucks n Does! With one whiff of Chef Pooka's CHICKEN or PORK Adobo all go bugeyed let alone a bite...if you want to taste what real Filipino CHICKEN Adobo is all about...if you want to let loose your inner Ah-Doe-Bo you are in the right place! Crack open your piehole & stick some of Chef Pooka's delish shredded goodness in your face...one taste & wild chicken pigs aint gonna tear you away from cleaning your plate! for a reel thrill ride for the ages have us serve it up on a bed of penne! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Sinigang Suh-Weet Sourpuss SOupito a La Pooka's Auntie Paquita's Praiseworthy Puckerlishis
SIZZLING Sisig
$27.00
friends! family! fandango dancers! let us lend you our pig ears and bellies sent whizzing sizzling to your table with an egg on top! oh say you can see why Chef Pookie calls it Sisig! tay-sting is bee-leaving! Eat Drink be Pooka-Sisig! CONSUMER ADVISORY PROVIDED FOR RAW AND UNDERCOOKED FOODS: significantly increased risk associated with certain especially vulnerable consumers eating such foods in raw or undercooked form
PANCIT noodles
Chef Pooka is Kah-rayzee about PANCIT & for good reason-this tastee noodle dish- first introduced to the Philippines by the Chinese was quickly absorbed into the culture influenced by the strong Spanish presence comingled with indigenous culinary techniques leaves tastebuds saluting veggies sautéing cooked in a broth or braised noodles comingling with a succulent choice of inclusions as varied as the number of islands in the Philippines you too will be Kah-rayzee about this fun yummy dish made with LOVE for sharing! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
FUGLY Rice BOWLS
Rice... is a bowl of Life...murmers Luz Azul one of Chef Pooka's Gurus..so it follows-when LIFE gets UGLY Chef Pooka's UGLY Rice Bowl is cosmically engineered to keep you sitting PRETTY happy satisfied sunny side up as the egg atop a generous mountainous mound of yellow rice surrounded by your choice of toppings including Chicken Adobo...Beef Tapas...Pork Tocino & MORE! gives you the gettup to go EAT Life before it EATS you! Ah! how Sweet soul soothing is the taste of serendipity! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
CHICKEN Inasal
Pooka's favorite! a juicy chicken quarter- thigh & leg seasoned with lemongrass cooked at a low-temperature for a good ole long-time aka Sous vide- français for "under vacuum" before getting grilled to perfection till the meat tumbles from the bone whilst your tastee buds quavering: "Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
BEEF Kaldereta
during their infamous 333-year occupation of the Philippines the Spaniards bequeathed this iteration of beef stew originally hailing from Iberian Peninsula to the Philippines where it has been simmering ever since absorbing all of the local Pinoy flavor in the process - rarely has neocolonial cuisine been more beefy nor more sociologically appetizing...yummy as we all are the lump sum of our constituents are the ingredients of what makes a Filipino a diverse medley of local & invasive species makes this dish no less tasty quite the contrary while the past is in part bitter-how sweet time heals all wounds as good food sooths hungry souls Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
STREET SKEWERS
no stranger to the streets...child of the city...nursed on her magnificent glowing...owing to fate conned by circumstance does Chef Pooka refugee of Quezon city skewer pork blood intestines chicken feet pig ears & for the vegans veggie intestines presumably wrenched from a now disemboweled aubergine STREET SKEWERS are time tested tastebud therapy sure to cure gourmands from moribund doldrums of foodie mediocrity wielding skewer scimitars oscillate wildly whilst grabbing hold of fleeting life by the intestines--scream Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
PINOY chop SUEY Stir FRY!
Huey cousin to Chef Pooka's Sister's husband Coolie's cousin Louie was so smitten by Chef Pooka's chop SUEY Stir FRY he named his Aunt Gertie's brother's nephew's son in law Wilmer's cat "Chompers" in honor of the dish-when asked why Louie -mouth crammed full of chop SUEY Stir FRY posited he didn't need a reason before embarking on a diatribe about how much better the world would be if we stopped rationalizing leading those present to find it pleasing surmising abiding cocooned in the maelstrom of chaos comprising the soul of Louie caterpillar pupa cozy lay a revelation wherein meaning issues through a bleeding lack of reason aka chop SUEY Stir FRY a dish so delish one whiff bequeaths all foodies bon appetite Eat Drink be Pookaberry
Chicken Tinola Soup
Cuddled up with a bowl a Pooka's own Chicken Soup Tinola suddenly life seems less grey spoon yourself full of scintillating supernal rays of poulette giddy bliss kissed soothed by the epitome of Pinoy comfort food dance dizzier than you'd be had you guzzled a crate of Pouilly-Fuissé Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Bistek Tagalog
$28.00
Chef Pooka's deeliteful Pinoy BeEf StEaK served with potatoes veggies carmelized onion in a savory sauce! Sobrang Sarap! Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!
Kare-Kare
Chef Pooka's Guru Paluba Pandandarharsarharti's personal perennially puh-lasing philosophic introspective interlude of Beef Peanut Stew with Eggplant Beans Baby Bok Choy
Ginatang GULAY
served with Chef Pooka's famoso yellow rice this medley of beatific veggies bathed in the milk of coconut milk has been passed down to Chef Pooka from Asuras Devas forsooth? aye-do dive in so you too can savor this Pinoy Samudra Manthanaesque amarita elixir initiated by Indra King of Svarga who whispering to Hespestus his divine elephant was overheard by soothsayer Durvasa who wreathed in a special garland given to him by an apsara waxes rhapsodic singing: "Eat Drink be Pookaberry!"
Congee Aroz Caldo!
Arroz cognomen Caldo na'er tasted sweet as Chef Pooka's Congee-to sip sum iz 2 sup on sublimity whilst taste buddies trill: "Eat Drink be Congee!"
Bulalo
Pooka's soooper savory BEEF Soup with Veggies! Sobrang Sobrang Sarap!
Pinakbet a la Pooka!
Pinakbet a la Chef Pooka is his Aunt Lualua's favorite pork stew of squash eggplant okra yard-long beans & bitter melon-it should be! it's her recipe! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Halo-Halong Kari
Chef Pooka’s Aunt Lualu’s own yummy veggie coconut curry
LOMI LOMI pANCIT
Whilst Bysshe Shitake his Sous Chief strummed yon citharode Chef Pooka waxes rhapsodic odes to Henan Lumian Lormee-Fujianese Hokkien -predecessesque primogenic pater familias of LOMI LOMI Chef Pooka's savory thick soupy deelish Chicken egg noodle dish know to cause gastrognomes the world over to collectively launch into a laudatory outpour dwarfing the carbon outgassed from the Earth's deep interior core
MOnGgO! BonGgO!
ManGgO! ManGgO! ManGgO! yodeled Chef Pooka into his stew pot! appear! appear! behold! from the unquiet depths thencefrom was conjured a toothsome savory stew Sautee of aubergine garlic spinach shrimp or pork ManGgO j'adore whispered Chef Pooka in the small hours ere yon molten huevo named Helios doeth double tap SNOOZE on his supernal alarm snoring so loud Luna sings to the neonate dawn: ManGgO! come to me in waking dreams while Sol sleeps in an aureole of stellae! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
SQUID Sizzle w. YELLOW RICE! NICE!
From the inky depths of Abaddon sending ripples into the oblivion wreathed in an areole of onions caramelizing garlic ginger soya comes Chef Pooka astride a cephalopod colossal called SQUID Sizzle!
Kari Manok Sarap
sure as Chef Pooka curries favor with subtle flavors he is in no hurry when it comes to Kari Curry slow cooking chicken to tender delish along with carrots capsicum potatoes in coconut milk till it trills: "come hither" one taste of Kari Manok will have you singing: Sobrang Sarap! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Teriayaki Manok a la Huseng Sisiw
suffering from writers block Huseng Sisiw found himself craving for sustenance in desperation for something to fill him thinking if he just had the right treat he would be back up n running Sisiw tried Jolibee Shakey's Mang Inasal Chowking alas! all the food from those place did was make Sisiw loose his lunch leaving him even more esurient peckish evermore stuck in writers rut-with no where left to go in the dread throes of woebegone weltschmerz before him arose Pookaberry's POP up Pushpaka Vimana after Sisiw scarfed down some of Chef Pooka's signature Teriayaki Manok he wrote "Ah...! Sayang Na Sayang....Chicken teriyaki filipino style! Chō oishī ! ito ay nasa aking bibig!" in one sitting fueled by three additional servings scribbling in a now lost cover sheet: "Kumain Ng Inumin Maging Pookaberry!"
Pinahiran Ang Atay At Sibuyas
Chef Pooka's Great Aunt Lakasngloob's favorite! Chicken Livers smothered in caramelized onions enrobed in mushroom sauce! Gaano kasaya!
Barangay Pancit Paah-taay!
Pooka's own local neighborhood favorite mix of miki noodles stir fried with pepper carrot cabbage garlic scallions topped with crispy pork belly & boiled quail eggs
Chicken FEET Pastiche a La Pooka
in his Ode to the pied of the poulet Chef Pooka drew from claw footed muses of yore be it Lilith Shekinah Lamashtu Melpomene even...if memory serves...Lesmosyne to produce a Chicken Feet Pastiche! Braised or Barbequed continues to enthuse persist so mighty is this dish deliciousness! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Pinoy Pierogi GNOCCHI Potato Cheese Dreamz!
Pierogen reclining odalisque on a bed of gnocchi enrobed in savory mushroom sauce-Chef Pookas culinary ode to Pelagia Pasqualina an Italo-Polish lass...alas! one taste & you know the rest! oh...you don't?! well then...e'er since he was wee Chef Pooka's dreams were suffused with visons of shimmering supernal pierogi wreathed in gnocchi adrift awash in seasoning stratocumuli plying a savory cream sauce-why else pray would Chef Pooka's very first dish PEROGI GNOCCHI Potato Cheese Dreams of Bliss?! Eat Drink be Pookaberry! endnote: half afloat retried from a amphora buoy the MS read: " Of all the times Chef Pooka did piddle around the Pole the quintessential epiphanous moment came when he circumnavigate all known Voivodeships of the Land of Pole where in Wrocław Chef Pooka was awarded the Golden Wrocław Gnomes for his Pookaneese Varenykini Pierogi a timeless papaqueso concerto"
Sipocot Baboy X-press
creamy porky bliss! tender pork with chilies slow cooked in coconut milk with shrimp paste onions tomato garlic & Pooka's secret spices-
Pork BinaGooNgan
Pork belly stewed in fresh tomatoes shrimp paste chili peppers eggplant served with rice because rice is life!
Mamarang's Mushroom Lentil Dal
sloe-cooked lentils suffused with tomato sauteed with mushroom onion spices served over Chef Pooka's umami garlic rice sobrang sarap!
Pooka's Juicy Krisp Pulchritudinous Roasted Pinoy Suckling Duck
Born of a recipe culled from Chef Pooka's countess intrepid untrammeled tintinnabulating Tonkinoisesque Siam meandering bravura Borneol inimitable Indochine tours of the East comes Pooka's Pulchritudinous Roasted Pinoy Suckling Duck at once Juicy Krisp tender marinated duck flesh enrobed in golden brittle skin is a delicacy indubitable worthy of every iota comprising the scintillating aureole of anticipatory enthusiasm surrounding what has come to be one of the most delish of all of Chef Pooka's galaxy of candescent canard culinary confabulations e'er to exist! served with a raft of rollicking roasted peewee potatoes
BBQ Skewers!
way back before elephants can remember scintillating steel spears of rain blazed straight down the grey slate sky-where the sun went no hue man alive could say including Chef Pooka who lay sleepless beneath the corrugated iron roof of his Jeepney dreams of superstar chefdom someday skewered sure as dawn betrays darkness of this primordial monsoon were Chef Pooka's BBQ Skewers born...sound the horn yipiee! nevermore still! racing fast as the engine of a Jeepney Chef Pooka's heart beamed BBQ bathed rays none purer than LOVE's Lust skewered! horary! hip hip! ere our collective mortal coil we trip Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
TAKOYAKI EPIPHANY A LA OLLIE!
Ollie D. Octopus inseparable playmate of Pookaberry to whom this cephalopod especiale is so dear unthinkable is it to imagine him being minced into a spherical pan fried fritter! Heavens forfend! to this end with Pooka's welcomed culinary assistance Ollie D. Octopus was spared from being minced into bite sized golden fried balls of deeliteful batter is charmed after having sampled squid veggies shrimp cheese with all eight arms to share such sublime snacking bliss as these crisp quintets of toothsome fluffy consumable cumuli so juicy crisp globules deelish the mere existence of Takoyaki Epiphany la Ollie prognosticates the apex apogee pinnace of serendipitiousness
Green Eyed Monster Maki ROLL
Eight big yummy rolls of Golden Krispie Shrimp Tempura with cucumber avocado spicy mayo & teriyaki sauce
Bōsōzoku Rolls
Eight umami ROlls of Golden Fried Shrimp Tempura with Avocado & Mayo
Tsikboy ROLL
Eight merveilleux Rolls chockablock with crabstick avocado cucumber spicy mayo topped with MaSaGo!
OYABUN roll
Eight Scintillating Rolls endowed with Crabstick Avocado Cucumber Spicy Mayo
VIVAVEGGIE ROLL
EiGhT Bountiful ROlls stuffed to bursting with mixed veggies cucumber carrots avocado
FUSION FUTO Fidelio ROLL
Golden Shrimp Tempura lays beside salmon whilst cuddling KAMIKAZE KANIKAMA surrounded by cream cheesy infused SUSHI RICE enrobed in a Kwisp Krunchee outside! oh my!
FUTO-MAKI FANTASTIKI
Falafel Sandwich
Falafel Platter
Curry Veggie Quinoa Gazpacho
From lazy tastee ol days of Olé! till today Pook's absolutely addictive admixture proves specially in summer.... “delish this exquisite is a dish best served cold in a bowl” thus spake Abrumar
a Grilled Cheese Epiphany! comes with Pooka's famoso fries
Dip this toasted grilled cheesy bundle of bliss in any of these soupy creamy bowls of bisque broth consommé bliss for a match made in kismet! delish! comes with Pooka's famoso fries
Taas-Baba Tomato Soup
One spoonalishis sip of Chef Pooka's delicious ode à la tomate sends you off sailing on a creamy dreamy Tomato sea of bliss kissed by comforting twangy tangy winds whispering: "Eat Drink be Pookaberry" comes with Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns!
Quinoa Quintessence Sopa en honor de Chupacigarro
Finding himself high in the Peruvian mountains on a globe trotting travel junket seized by esurience so rapacious it made the chateau of Chupacigarro the local shaman quiver not too miffed at being roused from psychotropic revelry where he dozed on a stool he'd fashioned from the vertebra of a blue whale whilst stirring a titanic cauldron of La Galgada... his tribes ambrosial repast Chupacigarro to offer the famished stranger a steaming bowl-seven portions later Chef Pookas taste sensors had successfully archived the formulae in his fundulating gastonomator for future refabrication....the result a Quinoa Quintessent homage to Chupacigarro's transcendent ambrosial aethereal concoction sure to transport you to the giddy altitudinous climes of soul tingling tastee deelite! choose Shrimp Veggie Chicken Tomato or Cheese
Gabi'T-Araw Grabe Garden Veggie Suppe
Left half bananas after experiencing first hand a rash of cerebral ramblings thru vast phantasmagorical frondescencent patches of herbivoraramia Chef Pooka found himself in possession of the requisite absence of mind necessary to cultivate a toothsome verdant concoction of quasi consomméed garden vegetables so infused with delightsome steamy rich spirit soothing scrumptious flavorfullness so splendiferous the mere mention of Gabi'T-Araw Grabe Garden Veggie Suppe sends garden gnomes tripping over their beards to partake in this culinary tour de force of a veggie soupfeast comes with Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns!
Chicken Noodlishis Bobong Manok Sopa
Chef Pooka is less chicken to use his noodle than a fighting cock when it comes to proclaiming his Noodlishis Bobong Manok Sopa with his Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns best in the barangay of life heretofore now evermore pagpalain nawa try some so you too can see how cock-a-doodlishis this savory soothing sobrang sarap soup can be!
Kabayan Coconut Kare Soupito
So coco nutty was he to be a buko vendor shone forth as Chef Pooka's cousin Maliit Naduwende's singular ambition as it so oft is with did his dreams too end up laying shattered on the barangay of broken dreams? hard to say-what is indubitable is Chef Pooka's Kabayan Coconut Kare taste coconut curry soupa is as much of an ode to his cousin as it leaves you awash in toothsome savory waves of umami deliciousness with every tasty bud in your piehole trilling: Eat Drink Be Pookaberry! better still it comes with Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns! Tagumpay!
Mabuhay! Minestra Maritata Supo
In an Edenesque bucolic verdant giardino in Flatbush whilst visiting one of "the boys" about a little "business arrangement" Chef Pooka was served a verdant mini meatball punctuated pasta luscious soupa so molto delizioso he couldn't not ask Giuseppe Ginzaloon Afanabala aka "Malu Figliu" who made it-turns out the Campanian Cantautore cum Saucier was a living under an assumed name in Salt Lake City where it is said to this day he sleeps with a signed copy of "Napoli solo andata... Il mio lungo viaggio" signed by the King of Sceneggiata himself-after using some of his spook connections to be granted a private visit with the author of splendida zuppa who over a couple of anisettes said: "Pooka you have been very good to the family...and...we aint never gonna fo-get dat...you wanna yuza my zuppa in your resto...eh Afanabala iz okay wid it witchee iz...den...gah-ahead!" the rest Mabuhay! Minestra Maritata history! Eat Drink be Pookaberry! comes with Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns!
Clam CHOWDER Nouvelle-Angleterre Sabaw Ng Kabibe
straddling stony barnacled jaws Lagublob aka the Luzon Limpet a Super Lumpia skindiver pried a neamhnaid the size of a Baoding ball from the gobbledygook of Sphenoceramus steenstrupi a titanic clam lollygagging in the abyssal depths so kissing close to the circuitous entrance of Pookaberry's undersea villa rustica cum insulae in meal & in malt waft did a luxuriant scent flow till as if itself conceived in Lagublob's Lambanog suffused incandescent aureole of a mind Chef Pooka striving to make real multitudinous creamy dreams of clams nodded to Albion revisited epiphanized thereby an elixir hath evermore come to be known as Angleterre Sabaw Ng Kabibe...a Clam Chowder's Clam Chowder so splendacious from the neamhnaid liberated from the gobbledygook of a Bivalvia titanic by Lagublob burst forth a galaxy of quahogs comes with Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns!
Soupe Aux Champignons
Fed up with not being served at his local watering hole in spite of or owing to his being a fun guy Monty Mushroom got on a game show where he won a free all expense paid trip to Europe where he met uncles cousins great aunts he never knew he had in Halicarnassus whom in festive revelry sporulated with such abandon as to flash freeze all Amazonomachiai friezes ad infinitum in bas relief thus enrobed in a veritable fluffy of fungi apropos of nihilo Chef Pooka appear to step in the sandaled footfalls of Mausolus betwixt stone lions to the apogee of the platform past centaurs battling lapiths up the twenty four steps of the pyramidal superstructure to the summit whereupon he performed a demi-plié into a glissade dessous into a waiting quadriga drawn by hippocampi whose wings whipped the wild fungi sky into a bisque befitting Achaemenid royalty known evermore as Pooka's Mushroom Soup Soupe Aux Champignons... O great savory joyous yummy fun! comes with Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns!
Chicken Rice Kanin Ng Manok Newlywed Soup
into a golden broth so exquisite as to make married life an endless honeymoon Chef Pooka tossed rice bidding chicken newlywed to suffusion of vegetables eternal bliss in connubial deliciousness known evermore as Chef Pooka's own Chicken Rice Kanin Ng Manok Newlywed Soup! comes with Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns!
Butternut Squash Balabala Bisque Bliss
Whilst polishing his whatsis Buster a squash slipped down seventeen buttered stairs to land with a $@&%25&@%25!!? in Chef Pooka's soup pot...how nutty... mused Chef since just that morning he'd woken from a day dream about making a delicious creamy squashed butternut bisque whilst motoring in his twenty ton eight axel diesel tractor trailer on the southern bank of the River Tyne waking only when he crashed into the ugliest monolith ever created by man sending the rusted winged pterodactyl troglodyte caterwauling down a hadal crevasse into the molten gullet of the earth opened by cosmic forces for this express purpose...with faith restored in the inherent order of the universe aglow with Love Peace & Harmony doeth Chef Pooka proffer this butternutty epicurean epiphany with his Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns so you too can Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!
Bakasyunista Broccoli Au Gratin terrine
Whilst dining with the Dauphinois of Gratin whose reign was alas truncated when he slipped into a colossal vat of boiling Béchamel the Dauphin revealed to Chef Pooka his unabating adoration for Brassicaceae in particular the flowering crest of a cabbage known as broccolo...in memory of his premature demise doeth Chef Pooka duly drown butchered broccoli in a cheddar cheesy sea of tangy broth reminding us all how tangy bittersweet short life can be were it not for indolent intemperate debauched dolce forays hunger slaked with generous proportions of Bakasyunista Broccoli Au Gratin terrine consumed with glee in lieu of the fickle sweet fruits of the lotus tree heady redolent as wind singing thru branches heavy with lotophagus chickadees cantillating: "Eat Drink Be Pookaberry" thru a deluge of Pook's golden Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns causing the erstwhile malevolent sprit of the Dauphinois of Gratin to crack a blinding mile wide Cheshire Cat what ate five canaries cheese eating grin
Tom Yin Ylang's Grandiloquent Gallimaufrous PotLucky Goulash
So teeny was Chef Pooka's pequeño Pinoy Chinito amigo Yin compared to him Tom Thumb dwarfed Gigantor! the Great Big Robot! no less enormous was Tom Yin Ylang's appetite aromatic for strong hot sour spicy shrimpy veggie soup goodness a taste yearning so titanic to do his irresistible concoction justice Chef Pooka knew by any other name his soup would be succotash...for it to be too good to not be true only "Tom Yin Ylang's Grandiloquent Gallimaufrous PotLucky Goulash" would do! whoopee! wooo hooo! come on by! hurry! never have you owed yourself a bowl of anything more or gone from first spoonful to bowl empty in the time it takes to say: Eat Drink Be Pookaberry! comes with Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns to boot! wooo weeee!
Mac Daddy's Big Cheese Chowder
O yes indeedee Chef Pooka has made it easy peasy Mac n Cheesy to indulge in the quesogoey goodness of noodles swimming in a cheesy seasoned sea of savory umami bliss! oh...yes....toss in some of Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns so you can see those little golden toasty bits soak up all the fromagerie order a ice cold cervesa & let's get this Eat Drink Be Pookaberry party goin!
Cuckquean Cowboy Corn Bisque
After being shaken from sugared ears only to be almost eaten by rapacious swarms of costumed kiddies candy corn the world over flock to Pookaberry Cafe to fortify themselves sweet steamy bowls of a corn chowder so creamy delish with each crunch of Pook's Krispee Tastee Crout-tahns off they float on balloons of bliss higher than the fructose corn syrup they're filled with!
Ollie's OMLETTES Délicieuse
O la la...la...la...la...la...la...la! an ode to huevos art each n every of Ollie's Omelettes c'est ca! bien sur! were you forced to choose between one bite & a behemoth of a solid golden bolus so colossal it doeth blot out Helios- cool as Luna as Bourvil so too shalt you trill: "Et je dis non, non, non, non, non Oui je dis non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non Tout ça n'vaut pas...Ollie's OMLETTES Délicieuse!"
Isolde's EGGs
Ah.................the egg........where it all begins....and ends....what better way to start the day begin the evening....enter the apres midi...sashay out of Saturday night into Sunday morning with one...two...three...four...more eggs prepared your way by your favorite sidekick Chef par excellence Pooka amble by anytime have some sides stay & smile a while n joying Isolde's EGGs your style!
Flippin fantastique Philippin FRENCH TOAST
Thus spake the bard thru Pooka whilst waxing odes innumerous about his Flippin fantastique Philippin FRENCH TOAST: "Behold! dos thick slices of a loaf connubial betrothed enrobed in leche huevos... still they lay.... upon yon plate await being ett" rendering thereby Pooka's Flippin fantastique Philippin FRENCH TOAST so delish porn stars swearing oaths of celibacy evermore on eggy syrupy toasty bliss for the chance to slip one resplendent quavering bite betwixt their quivering lips....come n have sum so you to can purr with pleasing specially if you toss in a side of juicy sausage or succulent bacon slice...nice!
Wally's WAFFLES
Pooka's PANCAKES
Flat out jacked taken aback whacked seven days to Friday by how simply fantabulous Pooka's Pancakes are your tasty buds thank you tenfold for deciding to place these golden crisp fluffy delish griddle cakes in your proverbial piehole
Slinky's Steak & Eggs
Mookie's MUFFINS
Ne'er were there muffins more fun tasty than Mookie's with more toothsome salmagundi of flavors to savor than eight days to Sundae why not top your fave with gelato...& make every day a scrumptious Pooka's Mookie's Muffin day!
Sultan Kiram's Crepes
why O why are Sultan Kiram's Crepes such fluffy dee lite full discs of bliss? Crepes au contraire to popular misgivings crepes are said to be invented by Pogo Maginoo one of Chef Pookas relatives who claimed direct descent from Jamalul Kiram II sultan of Sulu whilst navigating betwixt one of the thousands of islands comprising the archipelagic waters-according to Pogo the crepe was first fashioned not as foodstuff but as an impromptu sail fashioned by fastening a constellation of these feather lite fluffy golden delish discuses allowing Pogo to land safe & sound in or around Bolobok Rock where he went on to found the houseboat Barangay Bantugan whose belief system draws on the seven said to have been mislaid cycles of Maranaw epic poem Darangen...the rest is Sultan Kirm Crepe history in every golden brown griddle crispusliscious bite! served with butter n yummy syrup plus...tons of topping options !try some a la mode with Pooka's creamy dreamy gelato!
Ramen Ragnarök
ears ringing "mun engi maðr ǫðrom þyrma"from sounding Gjallarhorneating three cocks named Fylliz Fiǫrvi Feigra crow for velveteen soothing noodle dreams sought by skalds the world over & below whilst Odin & Fenrir brimming with skildir vindǫld vargǫld beseech Sigfried to implore Chef Pooka to unleash Ramen Ragnarök in one fell swoop saving Odin Thor Týr Freyr Heimdall & Loki Götterdämmerung all sing: "Eat Drink be Pookaberry!"
SOBA or UDON Noodles with TEMPURA
Pooka's own Minamisanriku Soba or Udon Noodles in savory sweet soya broth served ready for slurpling as is or for a real noodle shop street straight from a Minamisanriku side street choose to top it with SHRIMP or VEGGIE Tempura come summer try em cold! Kampai!
PASTA Parade a La Pooka
"Eat Pasta the FUN Pookaberry way!" Croons Chef Pooka as he leads Penne Linguini Spaghetti Gnocchi in a PASTA PARADE featuring his own saucy orchestration of Marinara! A La Vodka! Fra Diavolo! & his Great Aunt Fanny's favorite Ginzaloon Red Gravy followed by your choice of toppings: CHICKEN...SHIRMP or SEAFOOD MIX! while the band plays EAT DRINK BE POOKABERRY!
KrispChick BURGER
you have a hunch with it's breaded chicken patty air fried to perfection with mozzarella cheddar cheese inside then covered in more melted cheesy goodness placed on a pandan bun slathered with Pooka's own chipotle mayo with lettuce & tomato Pooka's Symphony of Crispness Chicken Burger was born to bathe in the glow of it's own juicy crispy crunch if you seek what's made to be munched after treating yourself to Pooka's Symphony of Crispness Chicken Burger you will be happy you followed your hunch Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Double Decker Meat iz MURDER Oy vey Iz Mir Veggie Burger
Pooka's Veggie Sans Ham-Burger is so good it fools Vegetarians into a thinkin they're a cheatin Vegan! perish the thought... "oh jeeze!" they trumpet how something this carniviserous be meat free?" "don't ask me!" sayeth chef Pooka-"talk to the peas!"
KABAYAN BURGER
Let loose your inner Moose! from Engine to Caboose Chef Pooka's BEEF CHIEF Burger is a beefy treat burger afficionados make tracks for! Toot! Toot! all aboard Chef Pooka's BEEF CHIEF express! next stop: EAT DRINK BE POOKABERRY!
PANINI
"oh jeez" sayeth Wendel Weenie... one of Chef Pooka's compadres whilst masticating a crispy chewy loaf sliced lengthwise filled with bacon or perchance Pooka's Adore Amore Abode of Love Chicken Adobo & or Avocado till chubby prior to being pressed betwixt the glowing corrugated jaws of a pie iron..."what did you say?" probed Chef Pookie... "twasn't me!" tweeted the tube steak- "who then?" burned the query- before the bread could all knew the only one it could be was who else but... VENI VIDI PANINI! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
EZ 2 Be CHEESESTEAK
Crème Chantilly a filly in Philly was sitting pretty low in the saddle passing the time waxing melancholy mind foggy with memories of on of Chef Pooka's CHEESE STEAKS she'd had back when she was a foal in Quezon City...pity-thought she-to be without this treat only adds to life's misery! me is woe! woe is me? whinnied Chantilly her sorry sweet as whipped sweetened cream-as she slipped into cognizance from dreaming she found herself still a foal in Quezon City nibbling a corner of the toasted hoagie bursting with shredded beefsteak grilled peppers mushroom swimming in a sea of melted provolone cheese Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
FISH & CHIPS
Had Gus the only living boneless Bangus known not abandoning ship was akin to jumping the shark he would have bowed gracefully out of negotiations with FLOATSAM the bloated undersea TV Network who were gunning to get Bangus to agree to continue starring in what would have been the four hundred eighty-nine million nine hundred twenty-seven thousand two hundred sixty-fourth season of his eponymous tele series entitled: "Sam Smelt's Merry Tsismis" after offering him so many small invertebrates phytoplankton & macroalgae Gus agreed...aghast at his own utter gutlessness absolute inability to stick a knife in an insipid contrived saccharine situation comedy long after it had ceased being funny
Kabayan Kiss Me In Kissimmee Kale Quinoa Avocado Hemp Seed Serenity Salade
Crunch down on some delicious salad munching! flexing his superkosmic Kabayan Salade crafting technique with finesse so supernal Chef Pooka hath taken the tedium out of salad eating elevating it to such salubrious heights of tasty bud intoxicative bliss heaving heaps of his Kabayan Kale Quinoa Avocado Hemp Seed Serenity Salade into your piehole you spaced cheating on your diet so bad you stand up your sweet date with a fluffernutter stuffed chocolate glazed jelly roll
Ensaladang Talong aka Eggplant Orgasma Omnium-Gatherum
smoky roasted eggplant TOMATOES ONIONS tossed in vinegar and sautéed shrimp PASTE
MeRrY TsIsMiS CrabSTICK Salade
If not spilling Tea sure as ten dimes buy a dollar Chef Pooka has dispensed with all euphemisms for tittle-tattling & has gotten down to some delicious undiluted gossiping fueled by popping crabsticks avocados masago cucumber in his piehole wellspring of every shred Chef Pookas ever TsIsMiS Merry as many after sampling this exquisite offering: "Eat Drink be Pookaberry!"
MESCLUN Mind Expansion
awash in a flurry of greens spinning mind mere water droplets sail up to Sol Invictus kissed with photosynthesis Chef Pooka reverts to plant form back when he was but a wee Pooka Nut beneath the abyssal plain down the droplets now rain this leafy bed so delicate tasty carnivorous ogres pause their orgiastic carnal flesh gorging to reconsider their dietary choices ere they drop another gob of gristle down their transom opting instead to nibble on Chef Pooka's sobrang sarap Salade rightly named Mesclun Mind Expansion
ADOBO AvOCADO Salade
shredded chicken adobo tossed with greenery is- says your taste buddies: "vitality embodied paradisiacal foodstuff scenery!"
Quinoa Quintessence Salade
a VOX Wah born of swapping a transistorized solid state MRB circuit with a Jennings 3-position mid-range boost circuit switch spectral glided into Chef Pooka's Quinoa Quintessence a veritable Culinary Kosmos- preferred suprafirmament foodstuff of all Wah-wahs including Elwin whom Cream stomped on whilst waxing rhapsodes trilling tales of brave Ulysses
Pasta Veggie Primaveritas Salade
Pasta & veggies wreathed in veritas bring discerning diners to the inescapable conclusion when chef pooka fails to deprive pasta of it’s rightful place tastefully sequestered in this sublime collection of salade skits the only course is to toute suite eat it! bon appetite!
FLAN FANTASIA
In the immemorial words of Chef Pooka's Great Aunt Petaluma who bequeathed her Flan recipe to him when she flittered off to join the Great Glory in the beauteous Barangay in the sky just before Chef Pooka opened his first cafe: "Flan & on till infinity trilling scintillation creamy caramel mouthfeel deliciousness leaves tastebuds enrobed in titanic mountainous stratocumulus beatific splendorous silken kisses trilling Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!"
BANANA TURON
botanically a berry what Chef Pooka does with this elongated edible fruit is a sight to behold-holding the plantain firmly to prevent it from flying back to the starry firmament whencefrom it sprang for safety is is enclothed in a rice wrapper with fresh jackfruit fried to perfection & drizzled in a sinfully delicious cream syrup caramel sauce served with vanilla or Pooka's own inimitable oh baby ube ice cream Pooka's Gimmie My Banana Turon is an incredible edible dream! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Pooka's Might-TEA Cakes!
$9.00
Pooka's Might-Tea Cakes are moist delicious bliss on their own or...if you like have them: A la Mode...Sizzling...or Rum Soaked! the possibilities are endless blissful delish! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
RUMBABBA Tea Cake KAALAM
Save room for Chef Pooka’s spin on Baba Au Rhum! starring...YOU savoring a yummy rum soaked cordial confection covered in syrupy whipped cream goodness leaving you in purrfect bliss! Magandang Gana!
Dulce Leche Layer Torte
Carrot Cake
BROWNIE
BLONDIE
PB BROWNIE
Cranberry Orange YOgurt Loaf
Lemon Ice YOgurt Loaf
Blueberry YOgurt Loaf
New York Cheesecake
Creme Caramel Cheesecake Torte
Isolde's Blackforest Cheesecake
Lovely Lemon Bars
$14.00
Oreo Mousse Cake
PASTEL DE NATA
MARBLE CRUMB
Chocolate Soft Spot
Vanilla Tickler
Strawberry Serenade
Pistachio Fantastico
Kvetch-Free Dulce de leche
Pooka's Purple Ube Palooza
Don Tartufo
Mookie's Cookies & Kreme
Thank u Ma'am Butter Pecan
Panna Cotta
Passion Fruit
Green Apple
Coconut Buko Kreme
Vanilla Chocolate Fudge
CHERRY VANILLA
BOODLE FIGHT
$50.00
on a trip thru the psyche cosmique astride a slipstream spores gleaming in the screaming silence Monty Mushroom noticed Des Dog's amigo dip Dip as he sees Dipsey doodling Ollie Octopus & his multitudinous amigos gorging on Chef Pooka's delicious Filipino food spread on banana leave crispy pork slices sweet as Lapu Lapu could ever do BBQ pork skewers melon marinated beef tapa grilled fish shrimp mountains of rice! mind eye thrilling body writing with delight Monty Mushroom joined with glee happy to Eat Drink be part of the Boodle Fight!
STARTER PARTY PLATTER
$225.00
BBQ PARTY PLATTER
$325.00
SEAFOOD PARTY PLATTER
FRIED RICE PARTY PLATTER
PINOY PARTY PLATTER
NOODLE PARTY PLATTER
SUSHI PARTY PLATTER
$375.00
CRISPY PORK LECHON KAWALI PARTY PLATTER
SIZZLING SQUID PARTY PLATTER
BANG BANG SHRIMP PARTY PLATTER
KRISPY BRUSSELS PARTY PLATTER
$250.00
TEMPURA PARTY PLATTER
BUFFALO CAULIFLOWER PARTY PLATTER
WINGS PARTY PLATTER
$350.00
CALAMARI PARTY PLATTER
SISIG PARTY PLATTER
POTLUCK PLATTER
$275.00
ORANGE CRUSH
$7.00
GRAPE CRUSH
GINGER ALE
COCA COLA
Olaf's Golden GRAPEFRUIT
SPRITE
CLUB Selzer Soda
BLACK CHERRY
Pooka's Pink Grapefruit Juice
JARRITOS FRUIT PUNCH
JARRITOS LIME
JARRITOS MANDARIN
JARRITOS TAMARIND
JARRITOS PINEAPPLE
Jahbulon's GINGER BEER
MANHATTAN SPECIAL COFFEE SODA
Sicilian Blood Orange Soda
LIMONATA A'Siciliana
RaggaMuffin Dancehall Dub RootBeer
DIET COKE
DR PEPPER
$8.00
GRAPEFRUIT SODA
Strut YOUR SLUSH!
Chef Pooka got so fed up with his Sous Chef Mafi Falooos fiddling with his Slushie recipes throwing caution to the breeze so went the Slushie baby bathwater leaving Falooos awhirl in a conundrum happy as any lush for a slush could be enthused to assume the position of being able to choose his own flavors creating thereby delicious Slushlushy bliss sealed with tasty buds blowing kisses multitudinous to all who chose to GO Slush themselves whom heady swimming in bliss sing: "Eat Drink be Pookaberry!"
Grape Greatest SLUSH
Strawberry Beret SLUSH
Lychee Mango Tango SLUSH
Peachie Hibiscus Kiss SLUSH
BlooBerry Bliss SLUSH
PINA Koala SLUSH
PINOY Punch SLUSH
Yuzu Lemonade SLUSH
Watermelons Wonderous SLUSH
Banane SLUSH
If there was ever a banane Anne an Indomalayan Berry had not it was Chef Pooka's BiG Banane Slushlushie...after just one sip-lil miss Berry knew she could never go back to those dainty little ladies fingers she'd been toying with bored stiff proving the ole Pookonian addage: "ya aint had a real banana till you have the one Chef Pooka has called henceforward forevermore the: "BiG Banane Anne" when she split the cacophony of Chef Pooka's crystalline corazon smashing left his cabeza ringing cured only by glugging gaggles of his signature bevanda: BiG Banane Anne toasting mares eat oats does eat oats singing: "Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!" to Anne his lovely Indomalayan Berry the one who got a way... with Bananas!
Pamplemousse Mafi Fulus SLUSH
BLOOD Orange fleur-de-lys für Elysium SLUSH
PINACOLADA SLUSH
MANGO TANGO SLUSH
Black Tea
Masala Chai
Ginger YUZU
Blend of fresh ginger & YUZU fruit
Lemon Ginger
Green Tea
Blue Butterfly Pea Flower
(Blend of Raspeberry leaf, peppermint, elder flower,berries,ginger)
Dandelion Root
Milk Thistle
Darjeeling
Oolong
Turmeric Ginger
Soursop
Hibiscus Flower
THAI TEA
Fresh Brewed Kafe
Mochaccino
Macchiato
Cappuccino
Macchiato Latte
to warm the frigid cockles of the lovelorn melt the icebound sleeted shores of might have been heat the hoary leafless trees of lust unrequited Pooka's Parfait Hot Date Café Au Lait comes steaming to sip this is to sup on connubial frothy waves of consummation-to drink a cup is to run in barefoot in the rain singing Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Americano
"O what a beautiful morning O What A wonderful Café Latte!" sings Chef Pooka on as he tools down sleepy country lanes bustling city streets after drinking one of his own special brewed Café Latte...be ye off to the races or snuggled up with a cuppa Pooka's What A Café Latte makes your day all the more Latte! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Mocha Matcha Vaccato
Kreme Karamel Kappuccino
Thai Milk Tea
Matcha
Cocoa Mocha Macchiato
Cafe Au Lait
Cortado
Peanut Butter MochaChoco CaramelChino
MatchaLatte
Macchiato Karamel
Thai Milk Tea Mocha Latte
Neapolitan Savoiardi Singing Lady Finger Boudoir biscuits
Adored for Dunking in your Deelish! Cafe Latte Cappuccino Cocoa & More! O! Sweet Amore!
Esssspresso SHOT!
Apple
Cranberry
Grape
Pineapple
Orange
Yuzu Sour
Blueberry Palooza
Calamansi Lemonade
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
ARNOLDPALMER
CHOCOLATE MILK
BOTTLE WATER
$5.00
OLIVE THE OWL
WALLY WALRUS
PERCY PLATYPUS
OLLIE OCTOPUS
WENDAL WHALE
MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco
This is INFORMATION...not a MENU item! : ) MARCOART is the Art Brand of Pookaberry Cafe Impresario Pop Artist Writer Poet Actor Filmmaker Marco As Much as Marco is an internationally renowned Artist Lower East Side POP Art Legend Designer of the Best Selling Artist Swatch "The Alien Baby" AKA POOKABERRY so too is his Art brand MARCOART...be it Originals which sell for $$$$$ or his Limited Edition Prints...Pookaberry Cafe his latest immersive eat in art installation...where you can order MARCOART to go including mug cups limited edition commission paintings murals and pick up a few of those little hand painted framed signed mini paper prints Marco sold in the Lower East Side & SOHO out of his MARCOART Mobile and Art Gallery all this where FOOD is FUN: Pooka's Berry Bistro Cafe Bar Resto sobrang sarap! For More INFO on MARCO and MARCOART check out his YOUTUBE Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@MarcoArt Art Inquiries Feel free to contact MARCO via email at: [email protected]
Wus up with these Pookaberry Marcoart Limited Edition Wraparound Mug Cups?!
This is INFORMATION not an item : ) Lower East Side Legendary POP Artist Marco creator of MARCOART Impresario Lothario of Pookaberry Cafe is beyond thrilled to offer all a unique opportunity to purchase a veritable piece of the MARCOART POP Art ROCK! Be it an Original Painting Sculpture Commission Limited Edition Print or Product-MARCOART shall ROCK your world & make your planets twirl in oroborosesque figure 8's Ad infinitum so mote it be-Many more to choose from at the Cafe! come see! oh & whilst you find yourself here with us get good n stuck in some simply dee-litefull Pinoy Cuisine! yum! yum! see u where food & art is Fun! yay-hay! N joy! Eat Drink be Pookaberry!
Pooka Pig & Moon Honeymoon Wraparound Limited Edition Mug Cup
Petunia Pig & Luna often dine at Pookaberry Cafe when they come who can say if you go & see them there share this cup of joy with flair! All Mug Cups are Limited Edition Featuring Original Artwork by Marco & ONLY available from the place where you go to Eat Drink be Pookaberry! Many more styles at the Cafe come on by n get your self sum at Pooka's Berry yummy Kafe! Where Food iz FUN!
Pookaberry Party Wraparound Limited Edition Mug Cup
Every Day is a Party a Pookaberry Cafe have a Cuppa so you can make the take away a Party to GO! GO! GO! All Mug Cups are Limited Edition Featuring Original Artwork by Marco & ONLY available from the place where you go to Eat Drink be Pookaberry! Many more styles at the Cafe come on by n get your self sum at Pooka's Berry yummy Kafe! Where Food iz FUN!
Fast Paste Wraparound Limited Edition Mug Cup
Faster than the fairy to the toofy heavens in an eye blink you'll miss it! Life bright shining dee-lite doeth this trip fly fast as morning follows night! All Mug Cups are Limited Edition Featuring Original Artwork by Marco & ONLY available from the place where you go to Eat Drink be Pookaberry! Many more styles at the Cafe come on by n get your self sum at Pooka's Berry yummy Kafe! Where Food iz FUN!
Pastafari Wraparound Limited Edition Mug Cup
Anyone who has sampled Chef Pooka's Pastapalooza at Pookaberry Cafe needs to add Ya Mon Pastarfari MARCOART wraparound Limited Edition Mug Cup to their Pantry! use it for soup fettuccini adobo even coffee! All Mug Cups are Limited Edition Featuring Original Artwork by Marco & ONLY available from the place where you go to Eat Drink be Pookaberry! Many more styles at the Cafe come on by n get your self sum at Pooka's Berry yummy Kafe! Where Food iz FUN!
Safe Sex Wraparound Limited Edition Mug Cup
These days with the price of money what it is it pays to keep it SAFE so stick it in this mug just make sure you put a tip in the cup first! All Mug Cups are Limited Edition Featuring Original Artwork by Marco & ONLY available from the place where you go to Eat Drink be Pookaberry! Many more styles at the Cafe come on by n get your self sum at Pooka's Berry yummy Kafe! Where Food iz FUN!
Stable Relationship Wraparound Limited Edition Mug Cup
Who doesn't like a bit of horsin around all in good fun! All Mug Cups are Limited Edition Featuring Original Artwork by Marco & ONLY available from the place where you go to Eat Drink be Pookaberry! Many more styles at the Cafe come on by n get your self sum at Pooka's Berry yummy Kafe! Where Food iz FUN!
eGGie BaCon Pookaberry Wraparound Limited Edition Mug Cup
eGGie BaCon...eGGie BaCon...yum! yum! yum! just for fun fill this cup with Vegan goodness (or not) for goodness sake! Sobrang Sarap! All Mug Cups are Limited Edition Featuring Original Artwork by Marco & ONLY available from the place where you go to Eat Drink be Pookaberry! Many more styles at the Cafe come on by n get your self sum at Pooka's Berry yummy Kafe! Where Food iz FUN!
Wus up with these MARCOART SIGNATURE SERIES LIMITED EDITION OLD SCHOOL L.E.S. THROWBACK CO-BRANDED wPOOKABERRY MUG CUPS?!
Marco made his bones in the Lower East Side long before it gentrified itself into a staid defanged impotent Upper East Side downtown branch sissified pusillanimous sister city to Dubai-back when Marco was selling his Art on the street before he created the Best Selling Artist Swatch...The Alien Baby...aka Pookaberry- the dee-signs on these Limited Edition Mug Cups are a collabo featuring some classic MARCOART giving BigUps to Pooka's Berry Yummy Cafe Yo Yo...Yum Yum! collect the whole set & you will be one of few who seized their chance to get their hands on these precious unique keepsakes from Marco a POP Art legend created to commemorate his One of a Kind dine in edible eye candy art installation-Pookaberry Cafe where Food is fun! Golden opportunities in this life are none too many-precious few far less than ten a penny you can not help smiling after you Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!
BROCCOLI ROBBED
$30.00
back when NYC was broke-Marco then just a lil bloke used to get robbed on the regular by kids who was bigger - happened so often Marco started keepin a soupcon of lil filthy lucre in his pocket "Mug Money" he called it-come to think of it-back in them down n dirty ole days Marco was more than a bit like Mister Broccoli here gettin robbed by a burger & a hot dog-snap one up-fill it with mug money keep it for a rainy day when a pair of friendly hooligans hit you up for some filthy lucre-till then laugh dance sing: Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!
STRAWBERRY JAM
Come Sunday ole Pookaberry Cafe gets caught up in the spirt of the music-sweet bluesy sing song sometimes customers sing along sweet tunes suffuse the room as hands unseen lower the curtain on another wild weekend blanketing buskers n listeners alike Strawberry Jams bittersweet as Sunday Evening Blues can be tinged with warbling tremolos bravura aromas wafting from Chef Pooka's kitchen-have Marco sign one for you-if he ever stops singing: "the train pulled in the station...two lights shone behind...oh the train pulled in the station..." See you some Sunday you too will trill: "Eat Drink Be Pookaberry! "
BAKED POTATOS
If this trio of stone in LOVE spuds say they are baked you best believe they aint fried sous vide sauteed or heavens forfend...braised let all those taters with eyes see these three sittin on your top shelf on the bottom-you got him! Marco done went n signed yours in paint marker! Rock on with these three chummy bums bring em with you wherever you go-truth be told if we peer deep into the depths of our cor codium-aye! corazon! we see in each of us are three stone in LOVE Baked Potatos!
CANDY BAR
Candy on the beach there's somethin better...soused sweets caught in flagrante delicto chanting "Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker" on one of Marco's seminal slices of MARCOART: "Candy Bar" get yer mitts on a cuppa-if you get it at the Cafe Marco will even sign it for ya! fill it with something fortifying sing: "Eat Drink Be Pookaberry!" till lil your noggin is wreathed in an aureole of scintillating confections
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