Funk Heizers Diner

Ginger Ale*

$4.23

Carbonated soft drink with a ginger flavor, typically offering a spicy-sweet taste.

Dr Pepper*

$3.90

Dr Pepper: A unique blend of 23 flavors creates a distinctive and satisfying soda experience, offering a bold and complex taste.

Orange Juice*

$3.90

Freshly squeezed orange juice, offering a vibrant and tangy burst of citrus flavors from ripe oranges.

Water*

Experience pure hydration with our refreshing water, offering a clean and crisp taste to quench your thirst and accompany any meal.

Sweet Tea*

$3.90

Freshly brewed black tea sweetened with real sugar, offering a classic southern refreshment.

ToGo Beverage*

$3.90

Choose from a variety of drinks including sodas, teas, juices, milk, and more. Options for both sweet and unsweet selections available.

Root Beer Bottle*

$3.90

Classic American root beer in a bottle, typically featuring a blend of sassafras and vanilla flavors for a nostalgic, fizzy experience.

Fanta Orange*

$3.90

Bright and bubbly orange soda, Fanta Orange typically features natural flavors for a sweet, citrusy refreshment.

Unsweet Tea*

$3.90

Brewed daily, this unsweet tea offers a pure, refreshing taste that lets the natural flavors of the tea shine through.

1/2 and 1/2 Tea*

$3.90

Half sweet and half unsweetened tea, offering a balanced blend of flavors in a classic American beverage.

Coffee*

$4.55

Freshly brewed coffee, typically using locally sourced beans, offering a rich and aromatic experience.

Decaf Coffee*

$4.55

Freshly brewed decaf coffee, typically crafted using local small-batch beans, offers a smooth and mellow experience without caffeine.

Hot Tea*

$3.90

A selection of hot teas, typically featuring blends like Earl Grey, chamomile, and peppermint, offering a soothing and aromatic experience.

Apple Juice*

$3.90

Pressed juice from apples, offering a naturally sweet and crisp flavor, typically enjoyed as a refreshing beverage.

TOMATO JUICE*

$3.90

Tomato juice: Typically made from ripe tomatoes, offering a naturally savory and slightly tangy flavor.

Cranberry Juice*

$3.90

Cranberry juice typically features the tart and vibrant essence of cranberries, offering a refreshing beverage experience.

Grapefruit Juice*

$3.90

Freshly squeezed grapefruit juice, offering a naturally tangy and slightly sweet citrus experience.

Milk*

$4.23

A classic American beverage, milk typically includes whole or reduced-fat varieties, offering a rich source of calcium and vitamins.

Chocolate Milk*

$3.90

A smooth blend of milk and chocolate syrup, creating a creamy drink typically enjoyed for its sweet and rich chocolate flavor.

Soda Water*

$3.90

Carbonated soda water, clear and unsweetened, offering a refreshing effervescence typically associated with popular soft drink brands.

San Pellegrino*

$7.80

San Pellegrino is a sparkling mineral water known for its crisp taste and natural effervescence, offering a refreshing and sophisticated drinking experience.

Gallon of Tea*

$7.80

Choice of unsweet or sweet tea, or refreshing lemonade. Served by the gallon.

Iced Regular Coffee

$4.55

Chilled espresso with a choice of flavors including mocha mint and caramel.

Iced Decaf Coffee

$4.55

Chilled, caffeine-free coffee with flavors like mocha mint and caramel.

Deviled Eggs*

$7.80

Creamy deviled eggs, typically garnished with paprika and crispy bacon, offering a classic American appetizer experience.

Crab Dip*

$7.80

Lump crab meat blended with cream cheese and spices, topped with melted cheddar, typically served with sliced baguette or crackers.

Mozzarella Sticks*

$9.10

Breaded mozzarella sticks deep-fried until golden brown, typically served with marinara sauce.

Vanilla Ice cream*

$2.60

Vanilla ice cream typically includes a smooth and creamy texture, offering a classic dessert experience.

Cheesecake*

$7.80

Topped with strawberry puree

Chocolate Ice cream*

$2.60

Chocolate ice cream typically includes creamy chocolate ice cream, often enjoyed as a classic dessert option.

Carrot Cake*

$7.80

Topped with caramel sauce

Chocolate Cake*

$7.80

Topped with Hershey’s chocolate sauce a la mode

Crab Cake Sandwich*

$13.00

Classic crab cake nestled in your choice of wrap or bun. Accompanied by a side of your preference, ranging from salads to classic pub fare.

Chx Fried*

$15.60

Crispy chicken served with choice of side. Options include salads, grains, vegetables, and more.

Gumbo*

$20.80

NOLA style with shrimp, chicken, and andouille sausage with traditional vegetables served over a bed of rice.

Steak Medallions*

$36.40

Juicy medallions served with your choice of meat temperature. Accompanied by a selection of sides like salads, vegetables, or classic accompaniments.

grouper and shrimp

$36.40

Grouper and shrimp, paired with your choice of diverse lunch sides like salads, vegetables, or classic fries.

Quiche*

$16.90

Variety of quiches including meat and vegetarian options such as bacon & cheese, spinach & feta, with choice of breakfast sides like fruit, crispy potatoes, or sausage.

Chicken Salad Sandwich*

$15.60

House-made cranberry-pecan chicken salad with tomato and cheddar cheese on grilled Texas wheat toast. Served with one side.

Fajitas*

$19.50

Sizzling blend of chicken and steak, with choice of lunch sides including salads, vegetables, and various beans.

Crab Benedict*

$20.80

Crab Benedict served with one side, English muffin or cauliflower patty with poached eggs & topped with hollandaise.

Corned Beef Hash*

$19.50

Savory corned beef with customizable eggs and a selection of breads or pancakes. Choose from a variety of egg styles and bread options like toast, biscuit, or gluten-free.

Breakfast Bowl*

$16.90

A hearty breakfast combo in a bowl. Choose from various egg styles and pair with bacon, sausage, country ham, or livermush.

Bacon & Sausage Benedict*

$19.50

Bacon & Sausage Benedict served with one side, English muffin or cauliflower patty with poached eggs & topped with hollandaise.

California Benedict*

$18.20

California Benedict served with one side, English muffin or cauliflower patty with poached eggs & topped with hollandaise.

Country Ham Benedict*

$16.90

Country Ham Benedict served with one side, English muffin or cauliflower patty with poached eggs & topped with hollandaise.

Florentine Benedict*

$16.90

Florentine Benedict served with one side, English muffin or cauliflower patty with poached eggs & topped with hollandaise.

Filet Benedict*

$20.80

Steak Benedict served with one side, English muffin or cauliflower patty with poached eggs & topped with hollandaise.

Bacon Benedict*

$16.90

Savory and creamy eggs benedict with bacon. Choice of base: English muffin, cauliflower patty, biscuit, or no bread. Wide variety of sides available, from fruit to crispy potatoes.

Sausage Benedict*

$16.90

Sausage Benedict served on your choice of English muffin, cauliflower patty, biscuit, or no bread. Varied sides like fruit, potatoes, grits, toast, or meats available.

(K) Fresh Egg Platter*

$7.80

Eggs your way, with a choice of bacon, sausage, ham, or more. Pair with a variety of breads, from toast to biscuits.

Fresh Egg Platter*

$18.20

Two eggs served any style with your choice of one meat and one toast, plus one side.

California Omelets*

$18.20

Three egg omelette topped with bacon, avocado, and cheddar cheese.

Meat Lovers Omelets*

$18.20

Ham, bacon, sausage and cheddar cheese

Western Omelets*

$18.20

Mushrooms, peppers, ham, onions and cheddar cheese

Greek Omelets*

$16.90

Feta cheese, tomatoes, and spinach filled omelet. Choose from a variety of breakfast sides like grits, biscuits, or yogurt. Toast options include croissant, English muffin, or gluten-free bread.

Baja Omelets*

$18.20

Sausage, jalapeno, peppers, onions & cheddar cheese

Cheese Omelette*

$14.30

Fluffy omelette with melted cheese. Choose from a variety of breakfast sides or toast options, including fruit, fries, crispy potatoes, biscuit, or gluten-free bread.

Ham & Cheese Omelets*

$16.90

Choice of a side & toast, Substitute egg whites for $2

Breakfast Sandwich

$6.50

Choice of meat or no meat with eggs prepared your way. Select cheese type, and bread from diverse options. Comes with choice of side, including vegetables, chips, or salads.

Pancakes*

$14.30

With your choice of Sausage, Bacon, Country ham, or 4 Liver mush.

French Toast*

$13.00

With your choice of Sausage, Bacon, Country ham, or 4 Liver mush.

Pecan Pancakes*

$15.60

With your choice of Sausage, Bacon, Country ham, or 4 Liver mush.

Pecan Waffle*

$14.30

With your choice of Sausage, Bacon, Country ham, or 4 Liver mush.

Waffle*

$13.00

With your choice of Sausage, Bacon, Country ham, or 4 Liver mush

Thai shrimp Wrap

$18.20

Shrimp with Thai flavors in wrap of choice: flour, gluten-free, bun, hoagie roll, or croissant. Select from a wide variety of sides, including vegetables, salads, or hearty options.

Crab Cake Sandwich*

$13.00

Succulent crab cake nestled in your choice of wrap or bun. Accompanied by your selection of a side, ranging from fresh salads to hearty classics.

Carolina Smash*

$16.90

Two 4oz smash patties on a potato bun with sauce on both buns. BBQ sauce and American cheese topped with Carolina coleslaw. Served with kettle chips and French onion soup dip. +1.00 for fries

Breakfast Burger*

$18.20

Double smash patty with an egg cooked to order, Smithfield bacon and mayonnaise served with breakfast potatoes. Served with kettle chips and French onion soup dip. +1.00 for fries

Hot Ham & Cheese Presser*

$15.60

Sliced and heated deli ham, American cheese, lettuce and tomato with a Dijon sauce. Served with kettle chips and French onion soup dip +$1 for fries.

Sliced Chicken Presser*

$16.90

Sliced chicken with American cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles and honey mustard sauce. Served with kettle chips and French onion soup dip +$1 for fries.

Grilled Cheese Bologna Sandwich*

$13.00

Thick sliced fried bologna on a grilled cheese.

BLT*

$16.90

Bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise.

Reuben*

$15.60

Savory corned beef, Swiss cheese, tangy sauerkraut, and zesty Russian dressing. Choice of wrap: flour, gluten-free, bun, hoagie roll, or croissant bun. Side options include salads, vegetables, carbs, or no side.

Ham and Cheese Wrap

$15.60

Savory ham and cheese in your choice of wrap or bun. Pair with one of various sides, including salads, vegetables, or classic chips.

Chicken Club Wrap

$15.60

Grilled chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and cheese, wrapped in your choice of wrap or roll. Served with a side like salad, potatoes, or vegetables.

Filet Wrap

$20.80

Filet in a wrap, choice of temperature, served with a salad base—select from kale, mixed greens, or romaine.

Mushroom & Onion Smash*

$16.90

Two 4oz smash patties on a potato bun with sauce on both buns. Sautéed onions and mushrooms with melted Swiss cheese and our burger sauce. Served with kettle chips and French onion soup dip. +1.00 for fries

American Cheese Smash*

$16.90

Two 4oz smash patties on a potato bun with sauce on both buns. American cheese, lettuce, tomato and onions and our burger sauce. Served with kettle chips and French onion soup dip. +1.00 for fries

Meatloaf*

$18.20

Made in house, topped with marsala sauce and garnished with roasted red peppers. Served with your choice of one side. Our chef recommends mashed potatoes.

Chicken Tender Basket*

$14.30

Served with fries and honey mustard dressing

Shrimp and Grits*

$20.80

A blend of Charleston and Nola Shrimp and Grits

Honey Sriracha Salmon*

$18.20

Pan seared salmon grilled to order glazed with honey sriracha sauce served with choice of two sides and a dinner roll.

Chicken Cordon Bleu*

$15.60

Grilled chicken breast topped with ham, swiss cheese and Hollandaise sauce served with 2 sides and a dinner roll.

Shrimp Dinner*

$18.20

Shrimp pan seared in Asian Sesame dressing served with two sides and a dinner roll.

Cast Lron Delmonico*

$36.40

Seared and seasoned in a cast iron skillet served with two sides and a dinner roll.

Crab Cake*

$23.40

Crab Cakes served with 2 sides and a dinner roll.

Filet tips and Gravy*

$20.80

Filet tips served over rice with Marsala sauce and choice of 1 side and a dinner roll

Pan Seared Blackened Mahi*

$20.80

Pan Seared Blackened Mahi topped with Mango salsa. Served with two sides and a dinner roll.

Spaghetti*

$15.60

Spaghetti typically features a rich marinara sauce and may include options like meatballs or sausage, often garnished with parmesan cheese.

Cajun Chicken Pasta*

$19.50

Flavorful cajun cream pasta topped with tomatoes, green onions, sour cream, and your choice of protein. Served with two slices of garlic bread.

Chix Parm*

$19.50

Breaded chicken breast topped with marinara sauce and melted cheese, served over pasta.

Chix Alfredo*

$19.50

Sautéed chicken in creamy alfredo sauce with fettuccine, typically garnished with parmesan.

Thai Shrimp Salad*

$18.20

Crisp greens, juicy shrimp, and a choice of diverse dressings, including sesame, blue cheese, ranch, and more. twist on a classic salad.

*Salmon On Kale

$18.20

Soup Bowl*

$6.50

Choices of soups in a cup: cheesy broccoli, hearty chili, chicken, poblano, or loaded potato.

Oriental Chicken Salad*

$18.20

Grilled or fried chicken served over your choice of salad base, with almonds, fresh cilantro, shredded carrots, rice noodles, and a lime wedge.

*Filet on Kale

$20.80

Tender filet paired with fresh kale. Choice of a variety of dressings, such as sesame, blue cheese, or honey mustard.

*Chicken on Kale

$18.20

Tender chicken tossed on a bed of kale. Choice of grilled or fried chicken. Various dressings available including Italian, Blue Cheese, and Ranch.

*Shrimp On Kale

$18.20

Shrimp on kale with a choice of over five dressing options, including Asian sesame, blue cheese, caesar, and ranch.

*Salmon on Caesar

$18.20

*Filet On Caesar

$20.80

Tender filet atop Caesar with choice of dressing, including sesame, cheese blends, tangy, mustard, and oil-based options.

*Chicken on Caesar

$18.20

Crisp Caesar salad topped with chicken, choice of grilled or fried. Accompanied by a variety of salad dressings, including creamy, tangy, and classic options.

*Shrimp on Caesar

$18.20

Crisp romaine, Parmesan, croutons with shrimp. Choose from various dressing options, including creamy, tangy, and classic favorites.

Dbl Kale Salad*

$13.00

Hearty kale dish with a variety of dressing options, including creamy, tangy, and classic styles. Choose your favorite from numerous choices for a personalized touch.

Dbl House Salad*

$13.00

Mixed greens, choice of dressing, from Asian sesame, blue cheese, ranch, and more. Customizable to taste.

Dbl Caesar Salad*

$13.00

Crisp Caesar with choice of diverse dressings including creamy, tangy, or oil-based. Customize with your preferred flavor twist.

Soup Cup*

$5.20

Choice of soups including cheese and broccoli blend, hearty chili, savory chicken, creamy potato, or poblano chicken.

Filet Salad*

$20.80

Blackened filet tips served on your choice of salad base with white cheddar cheese, roman tomatoes, mushrooms, cucumbers, and choice of dressing.

Salmon Salad*

$18.20

Pan seared salmon glazed with honey sriracha sauce, served on your choice of base with feta cheese, cucumbers, mushrooms, roman tomatoes and choice of salad dressing.

Biscuit & Gravy*

$5.20

Fluffy biscuit topped with savory sausage gravy, a classic American side.

Breakfast Potatoes*

$5.20

Red potatoes sautéed with onions and bell peppers, seasoned with a hint of spice.

Side Pancake*

$5.20

Fluffy pancake typically accompanied by butter and syrup.

Cheddar Grits*

$5.20

Creamy stone-ground grits blended with cheddar cheese, offering a smooth and savory side dish.

Fruit*

$5.20

A mix of seasonal fruits typically including pineapple, grapes, oranges, and berries.

Mashed Potatoes*

$5.20

Mashed potatoes typically include butter and cream, mashed until smooth, with a touch of seasoning.

Fries*

$6.50

Fresh-cut fries, fried to a golden brown and typically seasoned with a blend of spices or sea salt.

Egg*

$2.60

Side item

Livermush*

$5.20

Pan-fried pork liver patty typically includes cornmeal, seasoned and cooked until golden brown.

Sausage*

$5.20

Grilled sausage links typically feature a savory blend of herbs and spices.

Yogurt*

$5.20

Vanilla yogurt typically includes granola and fresh fruit, offering a simple and satisfying side option.

Oatmeal*

$6.50

Warm oatmeal with a choice of fruit toppings like strawberries, blueberries, or bananas. Option for no fruit available.

Green Beans*

$5.20

Green beans sautéed with garlic and olive oil, typically enhanced with bacon and onions for a savory touch.

Charro Beans*

$5.20

Pinto beans simmered with chorizo (Mexican sausage), pork cracklings, tomato, and onion, offering a savory accompaniment.

Kettle Chips*

$5.20

Kettle chips fried until crispy, typically seasoned with salt.

Rice Pilaf*

$5.20

Long-grain rice typically cooked in butter and chicken broth, often featuring orzo and herbs for added depth.

Baby Carrots*

$5.20

Baby carrots, typically cooked until tender, often enhanced with a touch of sweetness from a glaze or butter sauce.

Hawaiian Rolls*

$5.20

Soft, sweet rolls typically made with a hint of pineapple, offering a fluffy texture and subtle sweetness.

Corn*

$5.20

Grilled corn on the cob typically served with a touch of melted butter for added flavor.

Broccoli & Cauliflower*

$5.20

Steamed broccoli and cauliflower, typically seasoned with garlic butter, offering a simple and classic side dish.

Sliced Avocado*

$2.60

Freshly sliced avocado, typically served as a simple side dish.

Side Salad*

$6.50

Mixed greens with a variety of dressing choices including creamy, oil-based, and vinaigrette options.

Kale Salad*

$6.50

Tender kale with your choice of dressing, including creamy, vinaigrette, and classic options.

Side Caesar*

$6.50

Crisp romaine lettuce, grated Parmesan, croutons. Choice of dressings includes options like creamy, tangy, or oil-based.

Bacon*

$5.20

Crispy strips of smoked pork bacon, a classic accompaniment to any meal, typically featuring a savory, smoky flavor.

Country Ham*

$7.80

Thinly sliced, dry-cured country ham from the upper part of a pig's leg, known for its salty flavor.